Michael

Never serious. Personal Trainer 15+ years, top 10 AG Ironman finisher, fitness industry educator, Ice Hockey Player. Dog, cycling and @madm1310 lover!

[Michael @mikemortlock]

@faffing @Shauny_Boy @alexdowsett CS3 from Barking Flyover to Ripple Road 😡😡😡

[Michael @mikemortlock]

@Fairwarninks101 What is a Christmas card?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I can’t believe it’s only two months until...”
“Please stop”

[Michael @mikemortlock]

@ChukaUmunna @joswinson Give it up dude, nobody takes you seriously any more 😂😂😂

[Michael @mikemortlock]

Shame we couldn’t push both of these two off a cliff 🙄

[Standard News @standardnews]

They say it could see the British economy "pushed off a cliff" https://t.co/pRqhfD2XRU

[Michael @mikemortlock]

@standardnews Haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

Because those two did amazing things for the UK

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Michael @mikemortlock]

@DavidLammy This may be the case but that is 100% better than you would ever manage as PM.

Lucky for us we will never get to see actual evidence of how much of a disaster you would be as PM

[Michael @mikemortlock]

@RichardWellings Tony Blair should keep his views on what is ‘catastrophic’ to himself to be fair.

Although he is a bit of an expert in catastrophe- causing rather than observing or predicting

[Michael @mikemortlock]

@MADM1310 😍😍😍😍

[Michael @mikemortlock]

@EssexPR Not enough war going on at the moment clearly 🙄

[Michael @mikemortlock]

100% agreed

[FOSTER FIRST 💙 @FOSTERFIRST1]

All these little souls are sitting in Kennels sadly waiting at the gate for someone to come & #foster them, my heart aches , they are there through no fault of their own #unwanted #unloved please message us for details on #fostering there are 1000’s of dogs in Kennels #TeamZay

[Michael @mikemortlock]

@MADM1310 - hell no!!

[Green Pasture Farms @GrassFedBeefUK]

Boston Dynamics’ robots are preparing to leave the lab — is the world ready? https://t.co/ENG0q4JYDD

[Michael @mikemortlock]

@EssexPR They were only battling against physics in 1969 - humans are far more difficult to deal with - mainly because most of the human race are self serving twats 👍

[Michael @mikemortlock]

@MADM1310 😂😂😂

[Michael @mikemortlock]

@k69tie Look at all that diversity...

[Michael @mikemortlock]

@Rchadwick90 @andytate123 Least he clears up after himself 😂😂😂

[Michael @mikemortlock]

@KarlT0 😂😂😂👍👏

[Michael @mikemortlock]

@Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan He needs to learn how to row 🙈