Mark Smith

[Mitch Lafon @mitchlafon]

🚨NEW MUSIC ALERT🚨
The Wildhearts - Dislocated

https://t.co/u7mCKVFpRz via @YouTube @GingerWildheart

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

In 24hrs I shall pick, at random, one person who has retweeted this blatant marketing ploy. That person shall then be sent this pile of very heavy ‘Of Note’ books, all of which make perfect Christmas gifts. And I’ll add my atrocious signature to them unless you’d rather I didn’t.

[Mark Smith @mikenotmark]

@Allie_Stewie Love it!!!!

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Sexual harassment in the Batcave

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Also available:

• Stacky Brick Tower
• Clue done it?
• Ladders and Adders
• Kerrplopp!
• Remove Objects From Buzzy Nose Man
• Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos
• Letter Tiles Words 'n' Ting
• Balance Stuff on Donkey
• Not-Chess
• Trap the Mouse in a Convoluted Fashion

[Mark Smith @mikenotmark]

@Allie_Stewie Nearly!

[Motor Sport magazine @Motor_Sport]

Should the riders have raced on Sunday? Do they have too much say in their own safety?

@matoxley on the cancelled Silverstone MotoGP, and the lessons learned from history: https://t.co/YFfHYbGU64

[AJ @Re_Spawn81]

This twat threw all his rubbish out of the window so I thought I'd share and
shame.

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

Genius. It’s up there with Del Boy #PlayItCool 😂😂😂

[Yorkshire Tea @YorkshireTea]

Want to watch 5000 biscuits falling over? Of course you do!

We made this Biscuit Domino Rally in honour of Biscuit Brew - the miraculous tea that tastes like tea and biscuits.

Watch the full video at: https://t.co/JoT6zQtVzw

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Word of the day: SCAPABOBIDIDDYWIDDILYDOOBAPBAPAPHOBIA - the fear of freestyle jazz.

[Tom @tdawks]

🎶 It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie 🎶

[Ben Fogle @Benfogle]

And caught an endangered Tope shark. Twat. https://t.co/2RTlWRSQ0h

[Lloyd Griffith @LloydGriffith]

Not even 2.30pm here in St Petersburg and already I've been approached by two 'ladies of the night'. Nice to know I've still got it! And by 'it' I mean the look of a man who clearly has to pay for sex

[Clare Mackintosh @claremackint0sh]

Solved: the case of the missing loaf of bread.

[Arthur Smith @ArfurSmith]

Tweethitching.... can anyone give me a lift tomorrow night about 10.30 from Gillingham Dorset to Balham London? I offer expenses some cash and a touch of ahowbiz gossip.

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Ear worm 🐛 - whatever you do, do not retweet or tag someone you want to infect