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oatmeal chocolate chip

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

The great Gothic facades of old told a thousand stories.

Maybe the problem is we no longer have anything to say...

[Theodore Giesen @TheodoreGiesen]

Wow today i learned the queen used to look like Adam Driver

[mike cookie 🍪 @mikerdcook]

@_tyradanks One of these bad boys like @bigdaddyw1997 and I

[mike cookie 🍪 @mikerdcook]

My names Mike Cooke & I love molly muise & it’s Cal’s birthday!

[lemon @thatbitchlemon]

reminder that THIS is what we are facing. she introduced this bill and doesn’t even know the definition of “sexual orientation” … a lot of these people could’ve benefitted from, i don’t know, learning this in school?

[mike cookie 🍪 @mikerdcook]

@golfman_gary We’re those in a little graveyard shack? Cause I know what magazines you’re talking about if so!

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[mike cookie 🍪 @mikerdcook]

@jasminehchrist 58 is rookie numbers…

[mike cookie 🍪 @mikerdcook]

Electile Dysfunction

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

American democracy is under attack because the defeated former president of the United States refuses to accept the results of the 2020 election.

He refuses to accept the will of the people.

He refuses to accept the fact that he lost.

[fig @fignewtunes]

you don’t miss college. you miss community. we weren’t meant to live such an individualized existence

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

My lizard brain keeps chasing my monkey brain around and around inside my skull

[Sarah @sillezzz]

Men invented golf so they could go on walks together and they invented podcasts so they could have meaningful conversations with each other

[mike cookie 🍪 @mikerdcook]

@_tyradanks https://t.co/RfEMylBuQq

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

"vote" is democrats version of thoughts and prayers

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass