Michael Brown

Music, football, politics and the rest.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

What’s that, @DaleVince? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly.

[Michael Brown @mikesMiniMen]

@TalkTV @TVKev @IsabelOakeshott @CountBinface imagine being reduced to attacking Count Binface, sense of humour bypass.

[Michael Brown @mikesMiniMen]

@spectator They elected him to serve until the next election, this is just Farage grandstanding. It's insulting to ask people to participate in this charade.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I can neither confirm nor deny that Robert Jenrick has asked to defect to the Count Binface Party. I can confirm that the answer's no.

[Michael Brown @mikesMiniMen]

@ZiaYusufUK I guess it gives Nigel more time to explain his policies and his many private donations from random wealthy businessmen.

[Michael Brown @mikesMiniMen]

@SuellaBraverman i guess all ye old Tories should resign and fight by elections then...

[Michael Brown @mikesMiniMen]

@SuellaBraverman i hope Count Binface has made a full declaration of any donations..

[Michael Brown @mikesMiniMen]

@Nigel_Farage No, it's the committee that was set up to look at those sort of things...

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.

Leave him to me.

[Michael Brown @mikesMiniMen]

@LeeAndersonMP_ @Nigel_Farage are you ever happy?! Nigel has a free run to win back the seat he doesn't have to give up...

[Michael Brown @mikesMiniMen]

@RaheemKassam @Peston So you say that they're all out to get Farage by not running against him in the by-election. Extraordinary situation no matter what way you look at it. Binface for the win!

[Football Ramble @FootballRamble]

Truly iconic commentary from Danny Murphy on the BBC just now.

*shot of Oscar Bobb*

“I used to have a cat called Bob”

*silence*

“Jumped in the back of a Royal Mail van and never saw him again”

[Michael Brown @mikesMiniMen]

@fintancox There was an expert review on it, there is no sound medical basis for it. It was only a FG mechanism dreamt up to appease Simon Coveney and the interpretation of those numbers is completely bogus.

[Michael Brown @mikesMiniMen]

@KemiBadenoch @LauraTrottMP Conservatives in government for 14 years and apparently knew nothing about social media..

[Michael Brown @mikesMiniMen]

@kevinhollinrake @BBC Noone's experience of watching World Cups is made better by pundits being there rather than in a studio, ridiculous statement. Surely better to spend the money on making other programmes etc

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

https://t.co/OOWrqVxffm Go watch that, it’s comedy gold.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Michael Brown @mikesMiniMen]

@ReginaDo @FineGael The Irish people should be asked a direct question though, FG reneging on previous commitments given on this issue.

[Michael Brown @mikesMiniMen]

@FineGaelBrux Maybe we should just ask the people though? FG reneging on previous commitments yet again..