Mike Saddi

Computer Discombabulator. Retired Single Man, Fatter of Two, Jokes!

[Mike Saddi @mikesaddi]

Kevin Hart an industry plant? He can’t even plant his feet on the ground while sitting down

[Mike Saddi @mikesaddi]

I don’t know anyone successful who has shared a quote from “Rich Dad Poor Dad”

Actually, I also don’t know anyone successful

This is more an indictment of myself

[Dr Jason Leong 🇲🇾 @DrJasonLeong]

Hey @NST_Online she is NOT a stand-up comedian. That was literally her first time onstage.

It's like how a 1st-day medical student is not a doctor.

Please amend. Thanks.

[Mike Saddi @mikesaddi]

New slogan idea for @DOHgovph : If you fail to Family Plan, you Plan to Family fail

[Mike Saddi @mikesaddi]

@sammorril new special on Netflix is so good! Amazing jokes and some of the funniest crowd work I���ve seen in a while. Go watch it!
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[Andren Bernardo @skywaffles]

Be the comedian you want to shell out your hard earned cash to watch.

[Mike Saddi @mikesaddi]

They shutdown @CrackhouseKL

Despite immediately banning the performer
Despite issuing a statement condemning the act as soon as they learned about the video
Despite fully cooperating with authorities
Despite not doing anything wrong

#ProtectTheArts
#IStandWithCrackhouseKL

[TheVibes.com @thevibesnews]

JUST IN

@CrackhouseKL's operations will be suspended temporarily, following a viral video of a woman allegedly insulting Islam during an open mic session.

"The actions in the video are a clear violation and insult towards the Islam religion," said @jalaluddinalias.

[Mike Saddi @mikesaddi]

@RadioAmanda I agree about not saying the words in a different accent all of a sudden. Please show Daniel this https://t.co/8cFn4TaLbR

[Mike Saddi @mikesaddi]

Parents in movies have a scene where the dad goes "the kids are in a party, so you know *kisses wife on the neck, as she giggles*", and if any character happens to witness this, they gag or act like it's a gross, and I'm like "hey dipshit, they trying to make this marriage last!"

[Mike Saddi @mikesaddi]

Just saw Morbius! He does not say “it’s morbing time!” It’s actually a common misinterpretation of ancient Morbanian dialects. What he actually says is “Morb Money, Morb Problems”

[Mike Saddi @mikesaddi]

Will Smith felt that joke was obviously out of line. People have no idea how alopecia affects Jada’s ability to fuck other guys

[Mike Saddi @mikesaddi]

Every dog should be named “Studio Ghibli” because they start out cute but they ALWAYS make you cry at the end

[Mike Saddi @mikesaddi]

There is no such thing as "Serial Killers". There are only "Curated Murderers".

[Mike Saddi @mikesaddi]

Absolutely no one:

YouTubers on kids gaming channels:

[Mike Saddi @mikesaddi]

Can we start a petition to have the Malaysian version of "Potayto, Potahto" become "Fatimah, Timah"?

[Mike Saddi @mikesaddi]

Welp, there goes my idea for my clothing line called "Respect For Everyone*", but wouldn't want to offend people who think that not everyone* deserves respect.

[Mike Saddi @mikesaddi]

The blue lemonade at @CU_Malaysia is good. It pairs well with rice balls and a shot of insulin

[Mike Saddi @mikesaddi]

YouTuber goes on forever talking about the random shit, does an ad read, plays useless B-roll footage, then has the audacity to say "let's stop wasting time and get straight into the video!"
Bitch, what do you mean "let's?". You the only one wasting time!

[Mike Saddi @mikesaddi]

LinkedIn is Tinder for jobs.
And Tinder is LinkedIn for blow jobs.

[Mikhail Svrcula @Mikhail_Svrcula]

1st video on tiktok:

“Hey everyone, here is my ten favourite t-shirts.”

52nd video on tiktok:

“Why does my bowl of rice have to be so racist?”