Mike Sphar

(He/They)

I have approximate knowledge of many things.

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[Mike Sphar @mikesphar]

How to approach a woman wearing headphones:
1. Watch her reflection in your shield
2. Your cloak can protect you from her blood
3. Smile

[Mike Sphar @mikesphar]

@smrtI_meansmart @WajahatAli Biden's weakness is being the 3rd least popular president in recorded history. More unpopular than Trump at this time in his presidency. The only president's with worse approval ratings at this point were Bush 1 & Carter and we know what happened to them. https://t.co/2JuZ52xXPe

[Mike Sphar @mikesphar]

@HalkLovesTrains I somewhat agree but the problem is you need those social groups to vote for you, and ignoring their very real very right-now problems in favor of only talking about the economy can be a hard sell.

[Mike Sphar @mikesphar]

@FugaziTruther @Kittenfish817 There's a whole class of "acts well-meaning liberals perform that make them feel better without actually improving the lives of any marginalized people" and that feels like part of that set to me. And I say this as one of those well-meaning liberals.

[Mike Sphar @mikesphar]

If you give people 1,100 choices, they will choose one of them. That's what choice means.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

If you give people two choices they will choose one of them.

[Preston D. Mitchum @PrestonMitchum]

As I said and so far (until other stats become available):

- The BIGGEST voting bloc for Kamala Harris are Black women.

- The SECOND BIGGEST voting bloc for Kamala Harris are Black men.

Find someone else to blame.

[Mike Sphar @mikesphar]

Today basically

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@StardustNova27 smart and dumb is maybe not exactly applicable but "straight man husband" and "comic wife who gets into whacky situations" was the classic I Love Lucy premise, somewhat replicated in King of the Hill and sometimes Bob's Burgers.

[Mike Sphar @mikesphar]

Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a Biden when the wolfsbane blooms and the Autumn moon is bright.

[New York Post @nypost]

Biden, 81, bites baby dressed as chicken during WH Halloween event https://t.co/Rm6JYxJsMc

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@ShaunWinfield @ScholerinED Actually the old fashioned starched whites and cap is kind of a cool costume that wouldn't feel inappropriate to me even in a bad situation.

[Mike Sphar @mikesphar]

@ScholerinED I will always remember the year someone at the hospital dressed up as The Grim Reaper, full on skull mask, cloak, and scythe, and just thinking...this is not cool, man. Literally just down the hall in between the ER and the CCU too.

[Mike Sphar @mikesphar]

@studentactivism If you show up at my door tonight, you get candy. I don't care if you're in a costume. I don't care if you're 14 or 44 or 94 years old. You're welcome and get this fucking candy out of my house.

[Mike Sphar @mikesphar]

There are many things I loved as a boy that I still love, some I can't stand now, some I'm just ambivalent about. There's also things I disliked then that I love now Evolving taste is normal and healthy and a good sign that you're exposing yourself to more art.

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@TheRealRitch4 @sdho @aramando @DntGoChsnFossen Also non-slippery stairs can be a big deal for older or disabled pets who can’t use handrails.

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@KBAndersen No idea on my part. At least Gen-X is the smallest generation, well maybe except for Silent at this point.

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@drclairetaylor @FulletDeborah Most Americans just don't make tea that often, it's more of an occasional thing if ever for many. Electric kettles take up counter space which may be at a premium as well, but they do exist in the US, some people have them, but they're not common.

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@radfemswiftie And even if they weren't beaten they were widowed, or lost sons

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I've never really thought about it but Las Vegas must be the building implosion capital of the world, no?

[Las Vegas Issues @VegasIssues]

The Tropicana, 1957 - 2024.

[Mike Sphar @mikesphar]

@LoganKane24 @HSAddict697 @NiseiLounge <sigh> My stupid eyes. I looked at it several times and it looked like 2001 every time.

[Mike Sphar @mikesphar]

@HSAddict697 @NiseiLounge I didn't even notice Illinois, IL...first thing I noticed was it was issued on the day of the Sep 11 attacks and was curious if DMV offices were actually open issuing licenses that day?

[Mike Sphar @mikesphar]

Wheelchair users can be evil people because wheelchair users are people. What a ridiculous statement. Imagine how many disabled actors are out there that would love a juicy villain role.

[Making Blake's 7 / WHO FX @Blakes7Diary]

“There was a history of racism with the original Toymaker.”

“There's a problem with Davros in that he's an evil wheelchair user. I had problems with that.”

“Sutekh is guilty of cultural appropriation.”

So why bring them back in rapid succession? Write something new!
#DoctorWho