Baconator

Tofu farmer, power lifter, pro-bacon, paleo, guru. Never skipped leg day. Never planned a leg day.

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@DHughesy is the crime your new haircut?

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@Telstra Please help. Hours with chat and no help. Explaining the same problem for the fourth time. Then it times out and I have to do it all again.

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@Telstra I have not been a customer for over 6 months and you continue to direct debit me $100 every month. Do you answer the phones yet. Hours on chat. Promises to refund and fix direct debit and still you direct debit me each month

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@RealMarkLatham Looked up Mark Latham in the dictionary and it says “Pap smear”. Nah, just kidding. It says “cunt scrape”

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@deemadigan And every time. Purchase again. Resubscribed to all again

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@deemadigan But they are much more likely to be.

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@karaschlegl https://t.co/ttzq76egKf

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@MrKRudd Still broken

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@Telstra 2nd time I've battled through your chat service because there's no way to call your service centre. So woeful! Almost 1 hour of "chatting" and no answers.

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@adamliaw Steak. Never get the done-ness right

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@DrJenGunter Never

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@artificialnix It is basically law.

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@DHughesy Are you a statistician or epidemiologist today?

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@victoriaxxviii Sent from my tittle television

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Hey statistics nerds. If you were only having two children, what are the odds of having the same sex Eg: girl/girl boy/boy versus one of each boy/girl? #Statistics

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@DoctorKarl If you only have 2 children, are the odds 50/50 or is it 2/3rds that you will have same sex?

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@trevorlong OK, here it is from laptop, WiFi 6, Edge seems to give me the best results. Pretty happy with that.

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@trevorlong TP-Link AX1500 router. Client devices: iPhone Pro and a couple of laptops with Intel Wifi 6 chipsets. Laptop can get slightly faster. I’ve seen 500Mbps. And on a windless night, when all were asleep 600

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@vanOnselenP Say the words