Michael Walker

[N @TheHollowNox]

Let me translate for Tom King

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

John leaving the hotel after beating the brakes off Hal #lanterns

[Dr. Richard Harambe @Richard_Harambe]

Every time they tried to get him to vote not guilty

[Michael Walker @mikewalker_jr]

@TheAmazingBeck I’d roll with you!!

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

I’m gonna steal the N-1 Naboo starfighter

[Michael Walker @mikewalker_jr]

@TheAmazingBeck Wasn’t elle nominated for an Oscar last year too? Shouldn’t that make her automatic 1?! She’s the only one on the list no?

[N @TheHollowNox]

#Lanterns

The Ring: Are you afraid?

John Stewart Sr:

[Eric @EricAgain_]

Me stuck in a meeting that has absolutely nothing to do with me, but my manager still wants me there

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

recruiters carefully considering your resume

[dangly sack @dangly_sack]

Leaving to get in your uber and someone says “lets order taco bell”

[xiu_shoegaze @xiu_shoegaze]

odysseus when the Trojan horse designed to trick and destroy Troy, tricks and destroys Troy

[Raven @raven_brah]

HR recruiters when you apply to a job they posted

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

When your friend asks for a gimme on a 5-footer https://t.co/gTg6VQdeUv

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

When I check out with $377.40 worth of groceries and the cashier asks if I want to donate a dollar for starving children https://t.co/rjyrRZgMPI

[R.O.C. @hardROClife]

King Menelaus telling Telemachus how the Trojan war really went down

[Michael Walker @mikewalker_jr]

@TheAmazingBeck thats a good one!

[Christian Becker @TheAmazingBeck]

When I have to buy tickets for people not in my AMC A-List entourage

[Brian @midsommarz]

How it feels walking past everyone else to use the A-List concessions line