Mike Werland

Born at a very young age.

[Mike Werland @mikewerland]

That's what she said

[Kum & Go @kumandgo]

sometimes i wish you'd kum & stay

[Mike Werland @mikewerland]

Does anyone else make sure to shuffle a random playlist they've never heard?

[Mike Werland @mikewerland]

Saturday's are for 2 beer showers
-sent from my shower

[Mike Werland @mikewerland]

I'll stand in a line for a ride at an amusement park, I will not stand in a line to buy a damn thing from @Walmart

[Mike Werland @mikewerland]

I'd prolly pay to have the ad free version of @Snapchat again👻

[Mike Werland @mikewerland]

If your Bitmoji isn’t even attractive it’s a no.

[Mike Werland @mikewerland]

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome
One of Polk county’s finest

[Mike Werland @mikewerland]

Incase you missed snapchat, it snowed today

[Mike Werland @mikewerland]

@Haley_Aleshire I feel ya

[Mike Werland @mikewerland]

@DeezTweetzzz @koolaid That'd be me I wondered where those went

[np @nquale19]

another one

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@mckennapatton_ Waking up and hoping to see the sun @OhioWeatherProb

[Mike Werland @mikewerland]

Everyone has their own shitty version of high notes in songs

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Unless it's a pull
You only make that mistake once https://t.co/NUyUOakfJi

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Not every closed door is locked. Push.

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I must be doing something right or just enough things wrong

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*Anna Holding Mike's Lemonade*
"There's little dots at the bottom, how else are blind people supposed to read their alcohol"

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