mike

waiting for the hellfire

[mike @mikewithwings]

me: dad u wanna go outside and play catch?
dad:

[SP @sspencerukk]

They’re calling it the most Friday Thursday on record

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

[my sobriety journey @poopswag34]

Gay people should get their own bathrooms because I don’t want them to smell my poop or the poop of a child and get horny

[mike @mikewithwings]

can we sub in lebron

[Virgil @VirgilsQuill]

I love that we’re the new Rome. Peace with Persia in the afternoon and a gladiator fight in the evening, all on the Emperor’s birthday. Another 1,000 years.

[Curtis Lewis III @curtislewisIII]

Detroit, I’m doing whatever I can for our beloved pistons. #TheWaterboard2

[mike @mikewithwings]

@mohawkvodka @DetroitPistons real

[my sobriety journey @poopswag34]

Some MAGA hat douche just called me the f slur because he saw me wiping my penis at the urinal. Apparently basic cleanliness is another thing that’s “soy” or gay to these people, un fucking believable

[Frank Lloyd White Boy @rustbelt_]

There’s not really a reason for a bar to stock more than these 3. It covers all your bases succinctly

[mike @mikewithwings]

the SEC is garbage

[mike @mikewithwings]

@jwtnvol the refs scored 30 man you’re right this was close otherwise

[mike @mikewithwings]

@VolHendrix howard was more of a challenge

[mike @mikewithwings]

@VolRecruiting98 yeah man that’s the problem

[mike @mikewithwings]

we are going to fucking rape you

[mike @mikewithwings]

@ZeroContextVols belt