Mickey

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

Tukiishi Pipeline, such long lengths of blackouts were an opportunity for hot-blooded youth to "explore" the wives of neighbors they had been eyeing for a long time behind the shadows.

So unapea Mrembo excuse, acha ukimbie kwa duka utafute candle to “fight” the darkness, then you signal your lover mpatane rooftop katikati ya water tanks for a "quickie."

Shida ni lights zirudi mapema, then kwa haraka zako unavaa nguo yake mbio ukidhani ni T-shirt yako, and rush back home to your “future wife,” who has been calling nonstop.

Ukifika katikati ya bedsitter ndio unajipata kumbe umevaa a short red dress ya bibi wa neighbor ukidhani ni jersey yako ya Manchester United, na Gaidi aanze kupiga nduru.

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

Someone sent money to my Mpesa and asked me to send it back as if sijui mchezo wa town. Asked them to reverse wakasema ni process refu ati niwatumie tu. Looks like I'm getting a pedicure this week.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Lmao

[Mickey @mikey45136]

@C_NyaKundiH I personally come from sondu and there are no nandis here... please check your facts!

[Mickey @mikey45136]

https://t.co/zYsz2tnP6n

[Mickey @mikey45136]

@Onorpik @KeNHAKenya do something about this. I personally live along this road and clear signs of accidents from vehicles zig zaging and sharing lanes to evade the deep potholes...THIS ROAD IS BEYOND REPAIR!! honestly, let's use our eyes here.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

ADHD meds

[CYBORG ☻ @Apholerbee]

Stop having sex with women who don't take you on dates. You deserve more bro.

[Tiwa Savage ⚔️ @TiwaSavage]

The truth is NOBODY actually wins when we fight 💔 it’s all love from this side #OneAfrica #OneLove 🙏🏼

[Mickey @mikey45136]

@KTNKenya Raymond deddington all the way

[Mickey @mikey45136]

@JaSon_____P 😂😂😂😂

[Mickey @mikey45136]

@bosco_gideon 😂😂😂

[Roman Reigns @WWERomanReigns]

Once again...

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

You’ve done us proud, Uhuru congratulates Kenya’s Berlin marathon team https://t.co/bVhTKg0Plz

[Mickey @mikey45136]

@EliudKipchoge @Nike @GlobalSportsCom @NNRunningTeam Hongera wé muren...thank you for making Kenya proud

[Eliud Kipchoge - EGH🇰🇪 @EliudKipchoge]

What an amazing day!

I want to thank my coach Patrick Sang, my team mates, my management, Nike and NN. A special thank you to my fans for your support!

[Bamba Tv Kenya @BambaTVKenya]

G.O.A.T @EliudKipchoge smashes the Men's Marathon World Record at a record 2:01:40 to win the #BerlinMarathon. We salute you and congratulations!! #HomeofTrueFans #WorldRecord #TeamKenya

[Bamba Tv Kenya @BambaTVKenya]

And in the Women's Marathon Gladys Cherono breaks a record 2:18:11 to win the #BerlinMarathon. Congratulations!! #HomeofTrueFans #WorldRecord #TeamKenya

[Augustine Sang 🇰🇪 @Sang_254]

It's coming home! #BerlinMarathon