michael chive

90’s kid

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Dear CEO, rollin' up on a graduation like, "Enjoy the robot uprising and 20% unemployment." Stop actin' surprised when your ass gets booed and whatnot.

[michael chive @mikeychive]

@SenJohnKennedy You are a dumbass

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@ScottJenningsKY Suck a dick Scott, oh wait…

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@realBrandonGill Sorry bro, not your choice

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@MarkMeadows You guys are losers

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@YKouros47076 @Acyn Goddam thing has moved freely for over 2 decades until now

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@MehekCooke It was always open dipshit

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@magachrchpastr There’s a lot to unpack from this boot licking pastor. He did say he would fix this on day one.

[michael chive @mikeychive]

If you think there’s an imaginary place where your pets and your family go to after they die. I’ve gotten nothing for you.

[michael chive @mikeychive]

@Franklin_Graham @realDonaldTrump Doesn’t bother me since neither exist. Just shows how deranged he is.

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@FBIDirectorKash @ericswalwell You’re a fucking joke

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@ScottPresler No, you didn’t

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@digijordan Haha, bro sucks at his job! 🤣

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@ronrule Don’t know

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@RealDeanCain Bro is broke and going for a cabinet position!!! 😂🤣

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Happy Imaginary Friend Day!!!

[michael chive @mikeychive]

@Franklin_Graham Could y’all just not diddle any kids today, please!

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@SecRubio I pray all kids be like Barry sanders and dodge the pedo’s at church today. Run like the wind children. It’s their Super Bowl!

[michael chive @mikeychive]

@Rightanglenews They weren’t claiming they were hoping!