Humor Mike

At the end of the day, it all really does taste like chicken.

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No, I haven’t forgotten the recent sausage cruelty I experienced on social media. “Sausage Wars” are on, and I wrote all about it. https://t.co/glW5G8EXUy

#sausage #humor #blogger #writer #HumorMike #foodporn #foodie #mariahcarey #lol #blog

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@kaitlancollins I saw your behind-the-scenes post tonight and think you could do a full show on it. In the meantime, how do you manage being present in the pressroom during the day while still doing the work of your own show each weeknight? The schedule seems insane.

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@NitroType The site will not let me log in via Edge or Chrome AND it won't let me submit a support message. It keeps saying "Oops." Is there a site problem causing this? I have no way to sign in or get help. #nitrotype

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@ForecasterEnten ummm, sir, are you on The CNN dancing or something to what sounds like a gospel song? Hmm…instant follow! Happy New Year 🥳

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@netback Yup. People used to laugh about me waiting in line on release day, but at least I had a bit more control over receiving my items. You could have your phone in hand by 8:30 AM instead of the delivery waiting game.

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@netback Fortunately, it did around about the same time as yours arrived. I got a knock on the door around 7:45pm.

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@BasicAppleGuy You’re lucky! Every single year there is a problem with my delivery. I wake up early to preorder and get a release date delivery confirmation, and still have to wait an additional week or so to find/locate my package.

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@BrandonButch Patiently waiting for it to arrive.

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@thisisrory @newrorynmal @MAL___ They do nail a skit! They do.

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@SunandSipCups @JohnnyDesperad1 @itsBeeMonet @_dawnmontgomery @Applebees Exactly. The expectation of giving 15% for bad service heavily reduces the purpose of giving good service. You’re receiving the majority of the tip anyway. What’s the point of going above and beyond?

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@alexisohanian This is tough one. It depends on the company culture. If you speak last and override what everyone else said because your mind was already made up, this practice could be damaging depending on the circumstances and the leader.

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@colehastingss Let me find out Cole is spitting knowledge on both YouTube and Twitter…or X…or whatever this is.

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@crissles @Nothinbuttreble Congrats!!!! Super proud of you. I remember when this was just our dream…but I told you or someone who looked like you, you had this!!!!! Mama is proud!!!!!

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@c4rtermusic @beyoncepress Ohhhhhhh…I forgot about End of Time! I loved that song.

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@dojo_black @beyoncepress Church Girl really would have shaken the table!!!!

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@lilglocc1k A peek at the menu…but just a peek.

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@oselate At least she warned you. My Mama will have a 3-hr conversation with me before telling me she’s in the car with my dad and granny AND I’m on speakerphone.

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@_iDoTheMost Sometimes you just have to know when it’s time to go. Good luck on your future ventures. 😂😂😂

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@beyoncegarden $500K and then use half for tickets and a meet & greet at the next tour. Done.

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@crissles @BrownSugarTales This wasn’t meant for me specifically, but it may be the closest I ever get to making Crissle proud. Thank yew, Crissle! Thank yew.