Mikaeli

Urban Planner/Designer with skills in GIS, AutoCAD, ArchiCAD and MS word

[CHIMAOBI 🐅 @chimaobi_saint]

🔥 NEVER COMPARE THEM AGAIN.

While one celebrates humiliating the opponent, the other shows respect even after eliminating him.

🇫🇷 Mbappé qualified France and, when Paraguayan goalkeeper Gill extended his hand to greet him, he responded by shouting in his face during the celebration.

🇦🇷 One day earlier, Messi knocked Cape Verde out. Vozinha approached to ask for his shirt, and Leo not only gave it to him but also greeted him with respect and recognition.

Football is also measured in these details. Greatness doesn't end when the final whistle blows.

[Mikaeli @mikhailmtu]

Paraguay is a difficult team to play against. Not scoring but playing a very difficult game. France can bring Rayan Cherki and will make a change in their movements

[Mikaeli @mikhailmtu]

@gpdkaluma This is uncalled for coming from a leader.

[Mikaeli @mikhailmtu]

@RodgersKipembe The impeachment is supported by the Don himself he likes the media.

[Mikaeli @mikhailmtu]

@KaberiaCommoner She should avoid such tattoos as they are politically inclined and bring emotions

[Eric @amerix]

Leaders around Mt Kenya region should urgently

- Convene a meeting for MEN at Kirigiti stadium, Kiambu

- Stop the turning of coffee farms into malls and apartments,

- Stop the selling and demarcation of land

- Send men into farming from crop farming to animal farming

- Enlist all men into cooperative societies and SACCOs

- Fight Alcoholism fiercely and close all alcohol dens

- Criminalize prostitution and pornography

- Condemn betting and gambling

- Disincentivize single motherhood and incentivize father-led homes

- Eradicate Irish potato farming because they contain oestrogen that turns men effeminate

- Declare obesity & diabetes regional disasters and fight them ruthlessly from house to house

- Switch off all those vernacular radio stations that promote betting, debauchery, incitement and useless political gossip

- Ban the mushrooming of evangelical churches because they brainwash women and emasculate men

- Conscript traditional vigilantes like Mungiki into the mainstream security system and encourage traditional values and beliefs

- Declare politicians and the elites living in Nairobi as regional enemies who have failed the men, therefore limit them from addressing funerals and events

- Form an influential regional political party and ensure any politician who is not in it will not be elected

- Declare that in the next election, no woman shall be elected MCA, MP, Senator and Governor

Otherwise, there is a crisis, if not addressed now, the region will crumble.

[Mikaeli @mikhailmtu]

Getting the priorities wrong

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya has spent over Sh11 billion in two months to cushion kerosene prices, yet kerosene makes up less than 1% of fuel demand.

That cushion is clearly not enough since diesel, Kenya’s most used fuel, still jumped by Sh46 to Sh243 per litre.

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Luis Díaz, that was outrageous 👏

#UCL

[Mikaeli @mikhailmtu]

@JaneFKyalo Hii state house huwa Ni Nini wanaendea. His popularity was coz of people not state house

[Shruti Codes @Shruti_0810]

BREAKING: Don't copy and paste answers from ChatGPT.

ChatGPT writing is easily detectable.

Use these prompts instead and see the magic:

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya imports far more from the Middle East than it exports.

In 2024, imports stood at Sh554 billion while exports were Sh165 billion, meaning imports are nearly four times higher.

[FlexFusion @FlexFusion_]

Never date older women.

Dating older women has destroyed a lot of men.

Here are 10 BRUTAL Reasons Why:

1. Older women are very manipulative:

[Mikaeli @mikhailmtu]

@JaneFKyalo Nothing substantial just concrete stuff with our taxes and loans. I'm just wondering how you are too shallow in displaying your sycophancy.

[Mikaeli @mikhailmtu]

Even a fool is wise when he shuts his mouth. Take time to educate and polish yourself and learn when to keep quiet.

[Mikaeli @mikhailmtu]

@FlavNasmbu @RobertAlai People of good will contribute without expecting returns.

[Mikaeli @mikhailmtu]

@BiancaNaom1 Faith set the bar high for all other LSK presidents

[Alinur Mohamed @AlinurMohamed_]

This is Kitengela.

This movement led by Edwin Sifuna, Babu Owino, Godfrey Osotsi, Caleb Amisi, James Orengo and all Linda Mwananchi leaders are unstoppable.

[Mikaeli @mikhailmtu]

@AlinurMohamed_ Nyota is just a program like youth fund, just too much wastage in launching it and hyping it.

[Mikaeli @mikhailmtu]

@BonNalugala @PSSEKABIR Singapore is doing good but not in the manner our leaders are doing. Not singing in singerpore.

[Mikaeli @mikhailmtu]

@JaphethOtieno01 @MigunaMiguna He would have invested in those businesses before joining an appointment political seat. Tenderpreneurship and kickbacks aren't business skills.