Phat Michael

[Phat Michael @mikiewal]

I shouldn't tweet I'm bad at it

[Scott @scogq]

Democrats are currently proposing a “bullet bill” to sidestep the 2nd Amendment by outlawing ammunition instead of the guns themselves.

A clever idea, but here’s why Congress will never pass it 👇🏻

[Phat Michael @mikiewal]

@A1exFurness @fun88eng @NUFC I'll suck you off if ya right

[Phat Michael @mikiewal]

This minimum wage rise is going to be clutch. Still taking more hours Cus it's not enough tho 🙃

[Phat Michael @mikiewal]

Tory mp saying he'll fix a problem that the Tory's created.

[Tobias Ellwood @Tobias_Ellwood]

Let’s fix this:

[Buzzcocks @IAmBuzzcocks]

Its comin yem!
Its comin yem!
Its coming!

Futbals comin yem!

👊🏻💥⚽️🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Phat Michael @mikiewal]

@NUFC360 Little notice, was only talked about for a few years like #NUFC

[Phat Michael @mikiewal]

Please retweet to help my brother out #Norwich #Norwichtaxis #taxis #shareforshare #likeforlike #freemyguy #fuck12

[Phat Michael @mikiewal]

@norwichtaxisuk you've got some explaining to do. 😡

[Phat Michael @mikiewal]

GB News 2 Electric boogaloo

[Phat Michael @mikiewal]

What's the point in having a queen then?

[Phat Michael @mikiewal]

There's too much pride up north for us to lose our accents.

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Wotsits, Skips, Frazzles and Monster Munch were all invented within 6 years of each other in the 1970s. The golden age of maize snacks.

[Phat Michael @mikiewal]

A short shity story.

[FUN88 @fun88eng]

Follow & RT and if England win #EURO2020 tonight we’ll send one follower the new @NUFC shirt ⚫️⚪️

#HowayTheLads

[Phat Michael @mikiewal]

Beautiful sight.

[Phat Michael @mikiewal]

Boris Johnson’s attitude to children.

[nathan @Nathyj2_]

ayo FUCK hungary

[Riley's Fish Shack @rileysfishshack]

What a welcome back 😂

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

EXCLUSIVE: Sooty and Sweep admit they’ve given up trying to crack America

[Phat Michael @mikiewal]

Got a boost of excitement there, then I noticed the sun is the source 🤮🤮

[NUFC360 @NUFC360]

Mike Ashley believes he is about to be given the green light to finally complete his £300million sale of Newcastle. And the owner is so confident he has told the Saudi Arabian consortium, headed by Amanda Staveley, to be ready to go within a month. [The Sun] #NUFC