Mikkele

I have fun, I just plan for it very well.

[Mikkele @mikkele]

Today is my 16 year anniversary of joining Twitter

[Mikkele @mikkele]

@fizzification @CalebTheSpy @blindsidesweden Agreed

[Mikkele @mikkele]

I know the guy who wrote the music for this

[Disney Jr. @DisneyJr]

Say hippity hello to the all-new series Doc McStuffins: The Doc and Bella Are In! 🩺 It's coming to your screens Wednesday September 6 at 9:25a on #DisneyChannel and #DisneyJunior, streaming the same day on @DisneyPlus.

[Mikkele @mikkele]

Tried to show my daughter the music @tjhill wrote for our wedding and she kept saying “different song”

[Mikkele @mikkele]

I’m always shocked by people who think chipotle is too spicy

[Mikkele @mikkele]

Trying to do anything with a toddler feels like driving with the parking brake on

[Mikkele @mikkele]

@masakiliuser 😭😭

[Mikkele @mikkele]

Being a parent is wild because one day you’re just doing normal things and next thing you know you’re tearing up watching your kid’s first swim lesson

[Mikkele @mikkele]

@austinflack Oooh I see

[Mikkele @mikkele]

@austinflack But why

[Mikkele @mikkele]

Keto ice cream is sad. Why can’t you just be real ice cream

[Mikkele @mikkele]

I cannot wait for the day that I never have to hear about tr*mp again

[Mikkele @mikkele]

Just had someone tell me to “stay safe” which feels very much like something we all said to each other in March 2020

[Mikkele @mikkele]

Love when people put in their instagram bio “1 million on TikTok.” Like screaming to the world, “I swear I’m popular!!”

[Mikkele @mikkele]

I don’t mean to brag, but I am the queen of scoring stuff in our Buy Nothing group

[Mikkele @mikkele]

Placed an order for food under the name TJ and they asked me how to spell it

[Mikkele @mikkele]

Half of the art of making a good joke is knowing when to end it

[Mikkele @mikkele]

@skylerkatz Okay but you have to split it with your friends I’m assuming? So it’s a couple thousand at most