mikk

somewhere in the catskill plateaus

[“paula” @paularambles]

you think you’ve mastered restaurant etiquette and then the waiter asks how you want your salmon cooked

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

this insult hit so hard on the playground 😭

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[☾ @karefreekeri]

I love to cuss. Sorry. And I have a very large and expansive vocabulary but I will still choose to use cuss words. I don’t really care.

[coochie mane 🧪 @lsdcuredme]

the kids don’t know about baby phat…..damn bitch im old

[chu @THEHORRORGOTH]

for non american horror story fans, this is like all the marvel superheroes reuniting for avengers endgame..

[• @yducknow]

I miss skipping class
skipping work is way too serious

[Dave @tufdave]

When your alarm goes off for work and you realize you’re too tired to work, too poor to quit and too young to retire

[Chocolate💋 @favoritel8dy]

I wasn’t raised by weak women. Mentally unstable? Yes. Weak? Absolutely not.

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

every fucking time i walk outside it’s a different fucking season

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I actually think it's a shame that we don't print photos anymore. It’s a lost art. Photo albums are so nice to look at.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[Mak @mak_aura]

teenagers in 2012 were writing literal full length books of fan fiction on tumblr AFTER school

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

The older i get the more i believe in the theory that you never run into people again once their cycle in your life is complete

[ravn @mfnravn]

bitch i’m tryna release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin

[Rachel Charlton-Dailey @RachelCDailey_]

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

[t @t4mb1]

imagine you donate blood and they just give you a gram

[💎𝐊𝐚𝖎 𝐁💎 @official_kaiiii]

she wasnt even twerking… just hot-dog hot-dog hot-diggidy dogging on that stage😭😭😭

[Rachel 🐓 @writergirl8]

My God it’s Julius Pepperwood

Nick Miller you son of a bitch, you did it.