Matthew Miklos

[Matthew Miklos @miklosm]

#BlueyXboxSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

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Follow and RT with #BlueyXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom @OfficialBlueyTV Xbox Series X & controller.

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[XBOX @XBOX]

The perfect way to play Bluey The Videogame: with a #Bluey Xbox!

Follow and RT with #BlueyXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom @OfficialBlueyTV Xbox Series X & controller.

Ages 18+. Ends 12/13/23. Rules: https://t.co/o7jQCwIfzY

[Matthew Miklos @miklosm]

@MrCaban The caps off of every bottle in the house.

[Matthew Miklos @miklosm]

@TeltheTrekkie Odo working cases noir detective style

[Matthew Miklos @miklosm]

@JesseThorn Word.

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I know I listen to too much #jjgo when this ad pops up on my Facebook an I assume it’s dirty...

[Matthew Miklos @miklosm]

@Jeffde But is that “meat a bottom line” typo on purpose?

[Matthew Miklos @miklosm]

@Mike_Eagle That’s amazing! About 8 of those were mine!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

How can the Pope come out in support of same-sex unions when in the Bible Jesus specifically says absolutely nothing against it?!?

[Matthew Miklos @miklosm]

@KaylaChowShow Three Men and a Little Herpes

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FLATTEN THE CURVE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[Matthew Miklos @miklosm]

@nocomPARISon_ Tasty Yolk

[Matthew Miklos @miklosm]

#dadgoals

[John Moe @johnmoe]

When "Old Town Road" was popular, I would hear some random song on the radio and ask my daughters, "IS THIS AN OLD TOWN ROAD? HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? ARE THESE BOTH OLD TOWN ROADS?"

Now that the song isn't popular anymore, I still do that and it's gotten funnier. To me anyway.

[Matthew Miklos @miklosm]

@MrCaban Nah bro. White Grape Juice is king.

[Matthew Miklos @miklosm]

@mattraub Diarrhea-lity Bites

[Matthew Miklos @miklosm]

Hey @WWE, #WhyNotAWizard

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Shout out to the security guard outside the @CTDMV in Wethersfield for wearing his mask under is chin and leaning in REAL close to check people’s info.

[Matthew Miklos @miklosm]

@CTDMV thanks for the help. 😐

[Matthew Miklos @miklosm]

@CTDMV What is the correct way to register a vehicle purchased from a private owner right now? Your site says drop off takes about 4 weeks - is there a way to get temporary plates until it’s resolved?

[Matthew Miklos @miklosm]

@crooksandliars @AlanTudyk @RepKatiePorter Disappointed that she didn’t hit them with “If Boeing jumped of a bridge, would you too?” at the end there.