Mikayla

Probably somewhere on a horse 🐎

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The breakfast sandwich game has changed forever @KFCradio (via ig:realalecmartin)

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

19th-century authors

[Constance Jones @ConstanceNBC6]

NO SEW MASK! 😷💗😷💗 Please share with your friends !

[Derrick Josi @DerrickJosi]

And just like that people understand why we keep newborn calves in individual pens. Social distancing

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

PROS OF QUARANTINE
- you reduce the risk of spreading the virus to those who are more vulnerable to infection

CONS OF QUARANTINE
- you're unable to inform romeo that juliet faked her death, but surely he'll wait like 5 minutes before doing anything drastic right?

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

If you're not happy single, you won't be happy taken. True happiness comes from bricking up your enemy in the wine cellar after luring him there on the promise of a fine vintage, not from relationships.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Juliet: So Romeo's been exiled from Verona and my dad's forcing me to marry Paris. What should we do?

Friar Laurence:

[Outlander Universe @Outlander_STARZ]

The official trailer is finally here! Get ready for the Season 5 premiere on February 16 with the @STARZ App, the only place to catch up on all seasons of #Outlander. https://t.co/izxi7qygCZ https://t.co/TjCvvOSNb5

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day
You stuffed it underneath the floorboards with the rest of my corpse until the sound of my heartbeat intensified your descent into madness

[Brie Larson @brielarson]

SIRI - HOW CAN I TIME TRAVEL TO JUNE 5TH 2020

[Mikayla @mikmac62]

Biggest little game in the nation 🏈

[Mia O'Brien @MiaOBrienTV]

(You know I asked #Jaguars' Doug Marrone about #Cortaca)

"Someone asked me [we were in NFC Championship Game w/ #Saints], what's the biggest game you've ever coached in? And I said @CortlandStateFB & @IthacaBomberFB.

.".. And they were pissed." 😂

[relatable @byreIatable]

18: can I buy some alcohol?
USA: no that’s illegal and irresponsible

18: can i go $50,000 in debt for my education?
USA: yes absolutely we highly encourage it

[22,572 others @isthisjacques]

Bill Nye cussing out all the children he thought he raised right �

[Alycia @AlyciaBurch]

Some things as we go into the new year:
1.) Dairy and meat ARE good for you
2.) Dairy cows live a better life than most people
3.) Cows are not killing the planet
4.) Quit getting your info from people who have no credentials to tell you Ag is bad. Ask someone who is in Ag!!

[Mikayla @mikmac62]

#SalutetoService

[NFL @NFL]

We're up OVER $1.5M!
Let's get to $2M today!

TODAY ONLY we’re raising the donation to $25 per tweet when you use #SaluteToService.

Keep tweeting! Retweets count!

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

These heartwarming stories about veterans and their service dogs will make your day. For each retweet of this video, Purina @DogChow will donate $1 to the Animal Rescue Foundation @ARFtweets.

[Mikayla @mikmac62]

💀

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: *reads "Green Eggs and Ham"*

Me: What's wrong?

6: People aren't really that pushy about food.

She's never met a vegan.

[SUNY Cortland @suny_cortland]

1959: The first Cortaca Jug football game against Ithaca College is played. Thomas Decker ’61 bought a jug for $2 at a yard sale in nearby Homer, N.Y. The 60th annual meeting between the teams takes place in Cortland on Nov. 10. #Cortland150

[relatable @byreIatable]

“Are you ready to work all summer to pay for your tuition?”

[Mikayla @mikmac62]

@TheEllenShow https://t.co/Z0pCcRi0OR

[Brittany Kremer @mrsbkremer]

my sweet little cousin has been battling bone cancer for three years with her latest relapse we found out the tumor is inoperable. we are praying for a miracle while completing her bucket list. Madison’s dream is to see Ellen. PLEASE RETWEET TO #GetMadisonToEllen