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think these are bad? you’re lucky i didn’t tweet my drafts

[mila @MilaCastleman]

help me out i can’t be beat on social media by a 50 year old

[🦦🦦 Mark Castleman @markcastleman]

@MilaCastleman

[mila @MilaCastleman]

i get that spooky season is upon us but social media has GOT to chill with the horror movie trailers/ads - i’m just trying to look at some family friendly memes

[mila @MilaCastleman]

why are people always talking about “shower thoughts” ? like i’m too busy imagining everything i could have said in old arguments to enjoy some ~fun shower thoughts~

[mila @MilaCastleman]

@cassehrie real a why isn’t this viral yet

[mila @MilaCastleman]

had a whole theory on how they made waffle fries but i just googled it so nvm

[mila @MilaCastleman]

theory: otters are scrubbing themselves because they are actually allergic to water and really itchy

[Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq]

ok here's a sea otter grooming its face you earned it

[mila @MilaCastleman]

there should be anti-lock brakes on mario kart

[mila @MilaCastleman]

so this is pain

[mila @MilaCastleman]

THEY SAY PEOPLE THAT TYPE IN ALL LOWERCASE ARE CHILL. WELL IM CHILL OKAY. IM NOT YELLING OKAY

[mila @MilaCastleman]

badass.

[mila @MilaCastleman]

sounds about right

[Laura Castleman @castlemama]

@majorcastleman @maykley2 @MilaCastleman 😂

[mila @MilaCastleman]

me: i’m waking up @ 6:30 i hope i don’t wake you.

my roommate: .....wake up it’s 10

[mila @MilaCastleman]

said no one ever

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

I just watched an entire baseball game

[mila @MilaCastleman]

i’m rattled. there are clouds in LA. is the world ending?

[mila @MilaCastleman]

why do soap companies assume i use the same amount of shampoo as conditioner

[mila @MilaCastleman]

don’t worry my math midterm was on friday i’m good

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

REMEMBER THE MIDTERMS!

[mila @MilaCastleman]

@milkygoddess @cassehrie not lying i dyed my hair at 3am last night and it was 10$ so

[mila @MilaCastleman]

@emmachamberlain i relate to this on a spiritual level

[mila @MilaCastleman]

this book is v trendy right now and can we talk about how ironic it is that everyone is taking artsy pics of it and posting them on social media? just me? okay. #howtobreakupwithyourphone

[mila @MilaCastleman]

@majorcastleman yay unique names