mildintan

Scrolling through life

[Gaurav Dalmia @gdalmiathinks]

Over the weekend, had read this beautiful article on marriage.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

grabs you within the first few minutes and never lets go.

[Selfless Cricket @SelflessCricket]

Not just me, my entire future bloodline will stand with BJP. 🪷

[櫻井 規雄 @norionow]

もしこのまんま出たら
新型パジェロ爆売れするだろな。

[DesiEsco🇮🇳 @DesiEsco7]

Saw this on reddit, finally something sensible from there.

[Thierry from arvy 🇨🇭 @ThierryBorgeat]

Nothing—and I mean nothing—beats Zurich.

[Exx Cricketer @old_cricketer]

पहली बार सरकारी मुकदमे की फाइल ढूंढवाने मैं अकेले हाईकोर्ट गया था।
कोरोना के ठीक बाद का समय था।

एक चपरासी का नंबर अफसर ने दिया था कि उससे संपर्क कर लेना।

केस बहुत बड़ा था कई आई ए एस/पीसीएस इन्वॉल्व थे और फाइल मिसिंग थी। बहुत अफसर आकर ढूंढवा गए थे, फाइल मिलती नहीं थी।

वो चपरासी आया। पूरा मामला समझा। मैं रात का चला था तो लिफाफे में चार समोसे लिए था। दो उसे दिए, बुजुर्ग था तो थोड़ा सम्मान से बात की। उसने मेरे साथ चाय भी पी।
मुझे उसे पांच सौ देने को कहा गया था।
मैंने एक हजार दे दिए उसके अच्छे बर्ताव पे।

जो फाइल मेरे कई अफसर नहीं ढूंढवा पाए थे, वो दोपहर 2 बजे मेरे हाथ में थी।

तो ओवरऑल आपकी बात सौ परसेंट सच है।

[Kamlesh Singh / Tau @kkstau]

A rare gem in politics. Wish all politicians were as honest and transparent. A new standard in lowering them.

[JT @jiratickets]

this might be the best tweet ever written

[Yash Bhardwaj @ybhrdwj]

I made a website that plays bangers from indian barbershops

before you became fancy and started visiting salons. you once went to a 'saloon'. ₹20 haircuts. simple hairstyles with music that could fix your soul.

https://t.co/j3E8VfwiUU

[M @mister_whistler]

Give this man a Bharat Ratna please

[Raja Babu @GaurangBhardwa1]

🤣🤣 Modi ji

[Deveesh Shetty @ShettyDeveesh]

Need that aura, when u leave the company and the stock price drops by 4%, wiping almost $200B

Insane!

[Ranvir Shorey @RanvirShorey]

@DrNimoYadav 😏

[The Indian Matrix @indianmatrix]

How much of India's infrastructure was built after 2014?

• 100% of Dedicated Freight Corridors
• 98% of Solar Capacity
• 85% of the Expressway Network
• 79% of Tap Water Access
• 75% of Metro Rail
• 71% of Port Capacity
• 69% of Railway Electrification
• 60% of 4-Lane National Highways

Infrastructure is built over decades.
But some decades build more than others.

[The Choker Civilisation @brickandmorta11]

Things like these don't get you likes because your subpar IQ population doesn't understand two fucks.

[कुशल मेहरा @kushal_mehra]

Very good thread

[Joe Edwards @JMEimagine]

My M1 Max MacBook pro that I have had for 5 years...

Over the last few months, I have been allocating its compute to @MacrocosmosAI subnet 9 - @IOTA_SN9

It is plug and play. You sign up. Press start training and let your mac do the work.

This has now generated over $1k... on a 5-year-old machine within just a few months... this laptop would have been sat there doing nothing.

I think more crypto mining should be this accessible.

Kudos to the team, I am now heavily invested in them, and I am excited for the future!

Welcome to @bittensor

bittensor:native

[Dark Pill @darkandcrude]

Buggers realised that they were gamed

Peak Vajpayee couldn’t touch them

Sonia- Ahmed Patel couldn’t trap the duo even when they weren’t in power & Cockroaches think they can take Modi-Shah in power

Sadak se uth kar longest PM apne dum pe bane hai

Mazak thodi hai