future bisexual uncle

perpetually annoying.

[future bisexual uncle @miles_bilbo]

@JakeWally #dieciseis

[future bisexual uncle @miles_bilbo]

@raerockit @ERSANlTY The NL Central does run this team, for better or worse

[future bisexual uncle @miles_bilbo]

6 straight series wins feels incredible!

[future bisexual uncle @miles_bilbo]

@daniela_kraml @DylanTweetin If you don’t, $700 monthly surcharge

[future bisexual uncle @miles_bilbo]

@DylanTweetin “Use the floor” 🙂

[future bisexual uncle @miles_bilbo]

@thebarrytoned @RedSoxYapper She’s Australian and hence knows well what’s good with Ozzies in MLB

[future bisexual uncle @miles_bilbo]

@TheBelloSox @RedSoxYapper Chapman definitely has the value for a great return at 2

[future bisexual uncle @miles_bilbo]

@tessiesbestie I can talk about advanced stats more than mechanics, unfortunately, but I just know his plate discipline is some of the worst in MLB for a daily starter

[future bisexual uncle @miles_bilbo]

@matthewcrory I like Scotty for him

[future bisexual uncle @miles_bilbo]

3 sac bunts with RBIs this game — I’m loving the Chad Sox

[future bisexual uncle @miles_bilbo]

@JakeWally If you did so with a 6 PA sample size, I wouldn’t shoot

[future bisexual uncle @miles_bilbo]

@larod247 @RedSoxYapper I’ll take him over Story for middle infield!

[future bisexual uncle @miles_bilbo]

@JakeWally This is my big takeaway from the trade xx

[Adam London @_adamlondon]

me to whoever had the idea for garden salsa sun chips

[future bisexual uncle @miles_bilbo]

@Starliite69 @RedSoxYapper @RedSox Durbin’s not a lock but he’s like 90th percentile in OAA and DRS in MLB for 3B which is pretty damn good obv

[future bisexual uncle @miles_bilbo]

@RedSoxYapper @RedSox

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

CEDDANNE RAFAELA ONE OF THE BEST TO EVER DO IT OUT THERE

[Champagne Quagi @QUAGZILLAA]

Reggie out here horny as hell

[saying "yes, master" to the GPS @GarlicCorgi]

Imagine fleeing from 9/11 while wearing this