Miles Hill

Financial services PR

[Simpsons Arsenal @SimpsonsArsenal]

Granit Xhaka playing ‘Arsenal’s Captaincy Challenge’

[Miles Hill @miles_hill]

@charlie_hulme @dhillharper @SpursOfficial

[Tracy Alloway @tracyalloway]

How much can I make producing ASMR content for financial professionals?

[Elizabeth Sosnow @elizabethsosnow]

93% of negotiation is based on body language. So don’t negotiate by email - you’d only be using about 7% of your potential. #Worldcom

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

A breathtaking lie of staggering proportions. Literally the opposite of the legislative proposals of each party. I don't think I've ever heard a more direct or outrageous lie in public life.

[Ben White @EconomyBen]

I knew all these lies were coming (Obama beat 4 percent multiple times in individual quarters and obviously “broke 2 percent”) but they are still galling. And people will believe them. That’s the age we are in.

[Michael Batnick @michaelbatnick]

The market cap of the top 5 S&P 500 companies:

$4,095,058,706,432

The market cap of the bottom 282 S&P 500 companies:

$4,092,769,755,136

[Miles Hill @miles_hill]

@charlie_hulme It all makes sense now.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

[Miles Hill @miles_hill]

@charlie_hulme #WelcomeUnai

[Kate Pierce @Kate_Pierce]

*record scratch* *freeze frame*

Yup that’s me! You’re probably wondering how I — a biracial, divorced, American actress — ended up in this situation...

#RoyalWedding

[Saved You A Click @SavedYouAClick]

you don’t sleep enough
your diet sucks
you drink too much booze
you don’t drink enough water
did i mention you don’t sleep enough?
also some other bullshit https://t.co/5B9xURDV48

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

do u ever feel awkward at a party so u just pretend like u texting but really u doing some extensive equity research to stay productive n ahead of the curve

[Miles Hill @miles_hill]

I’m on an AirTrain now, wish me luck... (and stop by the office sometime!) https://t.co/nAHW9BtuBV

[Kristy E @KristySko]

@miles_hill Oh no! You did have a suitcase... I hope you caught the right train! Departure vision can tell you all the stops a train is making: https://t.co/AZvO1FlenP

[Miles Hill @miles_hill]

Was it someone looking lost and confused as they tried to find their way to a different platform in order to get to Newark Airport for a flight leaving in 1 hour? If so, yup - that was me... :) https://t.co/p2q3HiiI2v

[Kristy E @KristySko]

@miles_hill did I just see you get off my train at Newark, or was that your doppelganger?

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

GETCHA ASS OFF YA COUCH & FILE YA TAXES IF U EXPECTING A REFUND THE IRS AINT PAYING U NO INTEREST, YOUR DOUGH JUST SITTIN THERE CHILLIN B N THATS NOT TIGHT. AFTER THAT ADJUST YO WITHHOLDING SO U DONT GIVE THE IRS FREE CASHFLOW IN 2018 AIGHT

[Steak-umm @steak_umm]

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ayyy lets eat beef

[Natasha Bertrand @NatashaBertrand]

DACA wasn’t established until June 2012. https://t.co/p67zlbs6ME