Miles

Above par golfer & below average cricketer

[Miles @milesc2003]

Best bat I’ve owned @mandhcricket thanks for helping make this short season a memorable one 🏏🏏

[Miles @milesc2003]

@virginmedia Would have been nice to know that… people don’t mind anything if you tell them that…

[Miles @milesc2003]

@virginmedia due to last nights thunderstorm in WS14 the fiber broadband had been down since 3am. Spoke to a human at 8:30am who said they are waiting for an update. No internet for 9 hours for many people who WFH. Any updates would be appreciated

[Miles @milesc2003]

@virginmedia Hi again Virgin, why does it look like my engineer appt has been cancelled? And good to know that there is a wider issue in the area.

[Miles @milesc2003]

@virginmedia “Intermittent signal in your area” check back in, in X amount of hours. Been that way since 7am this morning. I get that something has gone wrong beyond your control. But to know what has gone wrong would be nice to know. Thanks

[Miles @milesc2003]

@virginmedia An estimated fix time would be nice. Just getting a standard error message… would really like to know what the problem is please

[Miles @milesc2003]

@goshitsjosh_ One of my finer moments in my otherwise twatish youth 😂😂

[Miles @milesc2003]

@goshitsjosh_ Was anyone ever? Can’t believe you missed me making Emily cry 😂😂

[Miles @milesc2003]

Caught in a love triangle with two managers. Playing them off each other… whoops

[Kones. @BCherich]

What's the pettiest reason why you left a job?

[Miles @milesc2003]

@goshitsjosh_ Spoiled a brilliant argument too. You just cut it short and went BYE 🤣🤣

[Miles @milesc2003]

For some reason i thought he’d be run top to bottom not bottom to top. 🤓

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

#ProjectAfrica Day 108: 50km

Been out here a long time. Not even halfway. Till the end🫡

[Miles @milesc2003]

@CastoreEngland still waiting for an update to say my new @englandcricket Ashes has even been dispatched! Becoming a bit of a joke now.. will take a free bucket hat as an apology if delivered by Thursday of next week…

[Miles @milesc2003]

Phone signal has been excellent until the day we need it @EE

Any ideas as to why my phone signal has died?

[Miles @milesc2003]

@goshitsjosh_ But no assault weapons. So in the grand scheme of things. I’ll take it

[Miles @milesc2003]

Went to bed at 50-3

Woke up at 315-3

Love this @englandcricket 🏏🏏

[Miles @milesc2003]

England women’s U19’s flying the flag for women’s & girls cricket in the UK. The future of the sport is in good hands! #U19T20WorldCup

[Miles @milesc2003]

@Benno_1989 Congrats pal! So pleased for you both

[Miles @milesc2003]

Now peak village from England 🤣🤣

[Miles @milesc2003]

What a catch Ollie Pope! 🔥🔥

[Miles @milesc2003]

@dhlexpressuk your delivery drivers aren’t very good liars… honestly. A name and rep like DHL and you’re not very good at all