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digital diary or something equally as embarrassing ♡₊˚ 🦢・₊✧

[hana 🟨 @may_equinox]

"a footballer cheated on his girlfriend" buddy that's like the only other thing besides shooting a ball that they know how to do

[kyomi⸆⸉💥 @kissochaco]

my period blood after missing the pad completely and ending up all over my panties

[moonlightfxxz @moonlightfxxz]

telling the song “shut up” before skipping it

[madde 🎞️ | sirius black akgae @7klausisalive]

What it feels like typing in ao3 on the search bar during October

[ro🫧 @silovsparty]

what sid and geno do on the powerplay instead of shooting the puck

[eveliina @eve260402]

in finland we homo

[cleo @asturiat]

that got bro pussy wet 😭😭😭

[Mary Grace @marygracepurser]

the kid you befriend at the hotel pool for the entire day as a kid and then never hear from ever again

[isa @purrmsgirltweet]

he definitely made the kick that permanently trapped a dodgeball in the gym ceiling

[emma @iheartartrick]

their joint family mouth breather serve

[orcinus kid 🫍 @redifroga]

expecting the person you talked to at uni yesterday to say hi today is like thinking the stripper likes you

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

seeing a Dalmatian irl is like wow okay, This is really happening to me right now

[Lucy 💌 jessrielle ceo @firstlls1999]

The concept of Lestat de Lioncourt dropping a better album than Taylor Swift this year

[rin 🦌is BLOWing UP 💥 @pisswon]

how it feels being anti ai irl

[sidjustkidding @sidjustkidding]

This is what happens when you stan sombr

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

not now jigsaw

[Woman @satoraurgojo]

Unfortunately channing tatum allegedly having a burner he uses to comment under deuxmoi is the funniest shit ever and its even funnier this was discovered bc he’s the only person following that burner how useless do you gotta be

[willnights @willnights1]

he met a real cult leader

[siân 📨 @acdsbff]

this being exactly something bood would say