haley

25 (she/her) controlling boyfriend asmr roleplay patronizing skintellectual boyfriend

[bella @earlygirl__]

“I never see you at the club”

ok well I never see you fucking making one

[fawn @fawnncel]

is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things

[🦪 @marygaitspill]

There’s lowkey no hope for women but I have a job so I don’t have time to worry about that

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

my first words were silhouette and gauche.

[Studio Jobli @kangaroojunior]

“y’all been real quiet since I put these in”

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

It’s all corrupt girl!

[haley @milfpractice]

just know for 18 seconds i was the happiest fucking girl on earth

[haley @milfpractice]

company curated playlist at my sephora job randomly played townies by wednesday after 7 hours of nonstop sombr and olivia dean and they skipped it

[haley @milfpractice]

@lilsmoothbrain praying for u brother

[ravn @mfnravn]

i’m so mad rn i’m about to go outside and pull a tree up outta the ground

[awesomegirl2486 @awesomegirl2486]

I’m righting In my Jernal

[👩‍💻 @verynormalfish]

My problem is I always want a sparkling lavender lemonade or some bullshit

[sapphic white boy @bog_chaser]

[listening to all-girl band Pitchfork gave Best New Music] Shawties on squad mode. And they can let it rock? Mmm.... [merges without signaling

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I used to really want to be understood . Now i mainly just want things like snacks and juice

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

(after my card declines) Strange. That account has 1 million dollars in it

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[garshmo @garshmo]

I’d go sledding with some of you but not all

[haley @milfpractice]

i don’t really tweet anymore because my good friend hayley deleted the app and it feels like when your favorite coworker isn’t at work

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

All I do is work and go to the grocery store I’m a Good woman

[haley @milfpractice]

bf tucked a love letter into page 118 of the book he got me because my birthday is 1/18 i used to pray for times like this