Ezra

i feel soooooo smart when im on twitter the bar here is so low

[Ezra @milfsuris]

haven’t seen a version of this tweet in so long it was lowkey like seeing a long lost lover tbh it used to be a guaranteed chart topper

[Ezra @milfsuris]

heartwarming! this illiterate hotd fan still does alicent hate the old fashioned way!

[Ada ♡ @itsnotsps]

mother always knows

[Ezra @milfsuris]

@burntbreakf3st YASSS CONGRATULATIONS

[Ezra @milfsuris]

@burntbreakf3st when he’s afraid they’re gonna burn his feet & Jianzhu is like “oh no of course not nothing like that it’s not cruel” & then enter stage left STONE SPIKES ON THE FLOOR 😭

[Ezra @milfsuris]

opened tiktok, saw a woman scamming people by claiming she is going to sue the passengers of the cruise. not a single comment disagreeing with her. she has raised 40k dollars already. I have no words but at least I will always have something to study.

[Ezra @milfsuris]

bad time to be someone who studies the sociological aspects of infectious disease trying to enjoy my summer break rotting my brain off on the internet. I have had to put the phone down and go do something else several times today.

[Ezra @milfsuris]

opened twitter, saw a tweet claiming it’s wrong to say hantaviruses high mortality rate limits it’s outbreak potential because “the plague had a high mortality rate and it killed millions”, had to close the app and take several deep breaths

[Ezra @milfsuris]

@zyomao LIKE… the effects of watching the bad bunny halftime show on Canadians

[Ezra @milfsuris]

finally got into a specialist clinic I have been waiting years for & I look at my intake form… why have they diagnosed me as hispanic please who told them this

[Ezra @milfsuris]

Ik it looks like a drop down menu by to be clear it is not, they decided this solo, am not hispanic nor have I ever claimed to be (I looked at all their paperwork for me I have no idea where they got this from 😭) they also think i’m getting a post-graduate degree so there’s that

[Ezra @milfsuris]

@burntbreakf3st I personally don’t think the team with NINE men on the ice with no penalty should be talking crazy about a power play… but that’s just me

[ottawaisms @ottawaisms]

It's fine we can all kill ourselves

[Ezra @milfsuris]

@burntbreakf3st

[Ezra @milfsuris]

@burntbreakf3st i’m trying to reply to this tweet to slander him and it’s silencing me…

[gaud @zettzilla]

binnington doesn’t even try to make a save he just looks at you like this

[Ezra @milfsuris]

what is Mark Carneys plan to deal with Jordan Binngington

[Ezra @milfsuris]

watching team Canada play hockey

[Ezra @milfsuris]

it’s crazy how he thinks he deserves to live

[Ezra @milfsuris]

Jordan BUMMington don’t get on the plane back im so serious