Apply for jobs, apply for scholarships, apply to further your studies. Go to the interviews, complete the assessments, do it for the plot. Opportunities favor those in motion.
this is just such a perfect example of referential millennial dadaism. this joke requires knowledge of a separate work, knowledge of current events, and a grasp of observational humor. truly a work of art.
Today, I saw a Palestinian child picking up the brain of another Palestinian child.
Yes the actual brain.
He used a small rag to pick it up.
I also saw an infant ejected from his mother’s womb, due to the sheer power of the explosives Israel used in Gaza last night.
But the most inhumane thing was witnessing someone open up a baby’s soft pink onesie - only to discover pieces of bones and diaper inside.
Israel evaporated her little body with chemical weapons that are internationally banned.
It’s August 2, 2026 ➡️