sarai

[sarai @milkcartn]

@elliealaverga AHH- ty ellie 🥺💖 miss youu <33

[sarai @milkcartn]

idk about you, but i’m feeling 22 😌

[sarai @milkcartn]

waited 9 years to tweet that- now what?

[sarai @milkcartn]

@ihatenerdboy6 i miss my wife </3

[sarai @milkcartn]

why go to business school when you can just watch hbo succession?

[sarai @milkcartn]

bring back bullying.

[sarai @milkcartn]

me tomorrow:

[sarai @milkcartn]

@JuenBug3 @TomBrady right?! i will literally start crying— i hate it here.

[sarai @milkcartn]

@scorpiiyo as you should ! 😏

[sarai @milkcartn]

they’re walking in the capitol like it’s a fucking field trip...

[sarai @milkcartn]

happy new year 😌

[sarai @milkcartn]

when i cook.. i sometimes like to pretend i’m a sophisticated professor teaching a culinary course at an elite european university.

[sarai @milkcartn]

me next year keeping cinemas alive:

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

salute.

[sarai @milkcartn]

i’m d-word,, thanks for asking.

[sarai @milkcartn]

@ihatenerdboy6

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@DIEGOCARTI 🤭 help you’re right—

[sarai @milkcartn]

SMACK CAM!!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!