#TeethKeith ft ludacris

how can that be profitable for frito lay?

[#TeethKeith ft ludacris @scorpiiyo]

my coworkers when I came back from my breast reduction surgery

[Antinea @smetanapickles]

i love in the way only a girl who was ugly and neglected as a child can

[van @mexicansnoopy]

GANAMOOOOOS AHUEVOOOOO VIVA MÉXICO CABRONEEEEES

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

The coworker I hate doordashed a fucking crab boil today

[#TeethKeith ft ludacris @scorpiiyo]

Almost cancelled the game date I had with my friend but I’m trying to get my body tea for the summer and then I wake up to a text for her saying she’s bringing her 60 year old boyfriend with us

[#TeethKeith ft ludacris @scorpiiyo]

Had a sex dream about my roommate last night??

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

That one ex-friend that was lowkey supposed to be in your life forever

[#TeethKeith ft ludacris @scorpiiyo]

@sillyexbf neighbor at the complex I used to live at looked exactly like a female version of trump and screamed at me for 5 mins when I moved her clothes to the dryer after THEY HAD BEEN IN THERE FOR 3 HOURS

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

He should have changed his name to Turndah! Would have been funny!

[#TeethKeith ft ludacris @scorpiiyo]

Fuc k I’m so dry nk…webo con weeni

[Starlight ★ @thefateofdjo]

No digan mamadas este es un desayuno mexicano típico

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything

[#TeethKeith ft ludacris @scorpiiyo]

At a grad party with a bunch of mexicans and the dj is playing…..tswift?

[#TeethKeith ft ludacris @scorpiiyo]

This would’ve been much more interesting #tome than the bullshit they just put out lmfao

[gaby @mirandysaurus]

this concept of a young miranda priestly, newly appointed editor-in-chief at runway 🤌🏼

[#TeethKeith ft ludacris @scorpiiyo]

Fck I need him………….

[half demi 📿 @demiurge1st]

oh wow, wait... are we getting him in a kilt again this year at the big awards or

[#TeethKeith ft ludacris @scorpiiyo]

Dawg my neighbor is 40 years old and severely mentally ill and lives with his elderly parents who can’t do anything when he has his really violent outbursts. He can’t work. What’s going to happen to him when his parents pass away? Like do you know how you people sound lmfao

[#TeethKeith ft ludacris @scorpiiyo]

The only thing I have to say about the Down syndrome abortion debate is that more people would be inclined to raise children with severe mental disabilities if we actually had the villages it takes to raise them and adequate resources from the government

[#TeethKeith ft ludacris @scorpiiyo]

One cousin has a learning disability and the other is deaf with severe behavioral issues and I’ve had to watch my aunt run around in circles like a chicken with their head cut off. We are so behind on care for these individuals yet we’re expected to bring them into the world. Ok.

[#TeethKeith ft ludacris @scorpiiyo]

My grandma texting me for the 3rd time this week to come over so I can put my Netflix back on her tv 😭 I’m comin girl damn!!

[fatma ☆ comms open @fatemahigab]

americans be like "i have to sign up to go kill innocents in the middle east because im poor :("