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[Art, from online @milkeggsbread]

You know how some people turn on a hot shower and stand in it for 30 minutes? That's me but with a bidet.

[Art, from online @milkeggsbread]

So then the Democrats plan next election is to encourage their voters to root against the health, safety, and prosperity of other Americans.

[mays gilliam @djelzee]

this man got impeached twice AND arrested and he’s still in our face running for president. and people are still voting for him. shit is actually crazy lol

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

[✭ 🅑🅤🅑🅑🅐 ✭ @BubbatheOG]

Why does it feel like the whole country is waiting for a STD test result?

[𝔾𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥. 🇧🇷 @paigezxmbie]

Our selves or like out?

[Art, from online @milkeggsbread]

@CrocodileCam

[Alex Griswold @HashtagGriswold]

remember when she asked him why he thinks its okay to call women fat pigs and he responded by saying she was on her period https://t.co/O2LXHS584V

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

Only caring about the homeless when you need their vote….to marginalize them even more. Republicans are the scum of the earth.

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Never ceases to amaze me how many folks who’ve heard RATM are in Paul Ryan mode, having literally ZERO understanding of anything that band was about and even less understanding where any of us might stand on contemporary issues. Recently was talking to a couple at a restaurant who were big fans of “Killing In The Name”. The nice lady said, “I love that song. It helped me rage against my parents and later against the jab!” I said, “Ma’am that song is about racist cops who often behave like the Ku Klux Klan in service of historical white supremacy and are boot licking lackeys and thugs of the racist capitalist ruling class.” She sat there chewing and blinking, chewing and blinking.

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

i love how daylight savings boldly asks the question: "what if things were worse for no reason?"

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

[bosmsoz @BossMoz]

he looks just like her

[Art, from online @milkeggsbread]

gyatts like us, baby we were born to rizz

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

[first day as a conspiracy theorist] what if there was a third Duran

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

Saw two dads share a dad joke out in the wild.
At a grocery store, two guys exchanging a cart. The guy taking the cart said “did ya put some gas in it?” And the other guy patted the cart and said “yep, filled ‘er up for ya” and they had a good little chuckle together

[Nikhil Krishnan @nikillinit]

My favorite part about farmers market is when cutting the middleman out makes the veggies more expensive

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Joe Biden got Republicans to willingly dress up like garbage. His presidency will never get the credit it deserves.