evil uke i will puke on all of U

genesis 3:19 \(^_^)/ my name zero im half genius half God best way 2 communicate w me is through cryptic dreams 🐹 if u want me dead leave a like n follow 💗

[Montana Lemonius-Craig @jitLyang21]

How many national girlfriend and boyfriend days are there? #fuckoff

[kay🔆 @novusluna]

Me grabbing clothes out the dryer without a basket

[chloe🛸 @evilspac3sh1p]

people who look like a copy of one of their parents freak me out

[エンタ治療院 @entachiryouin]

ハムスターの良い所

・頻繁に話しかけづらい険しい顔で思案してる

[scoubidou @imstukintraffic]

Its so interesting how women cope with this by being like "these men are probably balding incels whove never touched a woman" like sorry guys its high time to accept that these are in fact the men youre dating and marrying. They hate you!

[ハムスターソムリエ @ikiikihamster]

フェルメール『真珠の耳飾りの少女』

[hotdogs water @pikwimin_]

straight man: why is elliot page so ugly and hunter schafer so hot

[NONBINARYFAN @NONBINARYFAN]

Be Kind to Everything that Lives

[꒰ა Jonah ✦ hadestownie ໒꒱ @smoshp1lled]

@admcblog all of these guys

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

they should invent cigarettes that still kill you but don’t affect your teeth at all

[eryn @eryn_27]

got that cptsd (crazy pussy tightness disorder)

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

i think people who say they get diarrhea from taco bell probably have like, zero fiber in their regular diets and eating a bean is like an intestinal 9/11 every time.

[Andrea @iiiitsandrea]

marked safe from explosive diarrhea

[evil uke i will puke on all of U @milknstitches]

@yaoicokewhore not exactly

[bee 🇬🇭🇲🇽 @asieduahdevi]

tuh

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

It's starting. #TheHappening #MenAreCuttingTheirPenisesOff #NoPenis2026 #IndianaManChallenge