Soda Historian 🤓☝️

{she/her} {25} bespoke dummy tweeters. I WATCH TV

[Soda Historian 🤓☝️ @milkorcherries]

REST IN PEACE TO MY TOP DERMAL GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN Feb 2023 - June 2023 I’m so sorry I kept snagging u 😔😭

[May🌻🧚🏼‍♀️🫧 @maydaisiesbloom]

AND THEN SHE SWITCHED THE SPOON FOR A FORK!!! 😩😩 ☕️☕️

[Soda Historian 🤓☝️ @milkorcherries]

The problem with young Sherlock (other than that fuck ass name) is that every adaptation is too cowardly to make him autistic.

[Soda Historian 🤓☝️ @milkorcherries]

bartending is more stressful than my PhD

[Soda Historian 🤓☝️ @milkorcherries]

Having a mother with dementia means u end up liking shit like #stuartfailstosavetheuniverse bc it makes her laugh

[Soda Historian 🤓☝️ @milkorcherries]

@sbodrojan He’s evil as hell in that movie

[Soda Historian 🤓☝️ @milkorcherries]

Someone came in insisting on a Long Island ice tea saying it was the easiest cocktail to ask for. But it’s like 8 ingredients!

[Soda Historian 🤓☝️ @milkorcherries]

@coldhealing It’s crazy how the second comment specifies it’s okay to like immigrants if they are white Europeans. Just mask off

[Soda Historian 🤓☝️ @milkorcherries]

the Ralph Fiennes JLo romcom:

[reaction media @rottedmedia]

this makes zero sense missing movie reaction video meme

[Soda Historian 🤓☝️ @milkorcherries]

Beyond just yjtwitter I think the adult Melissa hat leak is one of the funniest moments of lesbian twitter period

[Soda Historian 🤓☝️ @milkorcherries]

Genuine nightmares over this as a kid btw

[Banned from IHOP @goblue43729]

@thegildedmaw But it also gave us this nightmare fuel:

[Soda Historian 🤓☝️ @milkorcherries]

Donal Finn. Malia Pyles. Jess Gabor. Petro Ninovskyi. Nabhaan Rizwan. keep my finger on the pulse for this rising actors shit

[Grace @gracecamille_]

I would actually watch his terrible hot sauce celeb interviews if they let him do this omg

[Soda Historian 🤓☝️ @milkorcherries]

@ackrcore When the bottom is a skinny waifish feminised reader-insert twink and the top is a hyper masculine dom and yet somehow this has nothing to do with misogyny

[Soda Historian 🤓☝️ @milkorcherries]

@LisaBritton They both assumed office in 2024 and were preceded by male office holders. Yeah sometimes the math is gonna work out where women are over represented bc that’s how statistics works.

[kat @queermediabait]

only 4 out of the top 100 ao3 ships being wlw… this isn’t something that can be solved by “well if you want to see sapphic content so badly, go write it yourself!”

[Soda Historian 🤓☝️ @milkorcherries]

@bobo_circus If they cared about culture they wouldn’t immediately pack up everything of emotional value in the village. While the creators haven’t explicitly said it, it suggests individuals no longer care about culture post-joining.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

I know about someone who “served fish”.

And five thousand who “ate”.

[Soda Historian 🤓☝️ @milkorcherries]

@lu9jcg I’ve never actually met a pick me who doesn’t wear makeup. People always talk about the barefaced women who look down on those who wear makeup but in my experience it’s all “natural makeup” women hating “full glam” women. Meanwhile real barefaced women get ignored /called ugly