Molly

My calloused hands are from effort thinking about my future ✨🌍🥇

[Molly @milkyheadache]

Going on a ghost tour and the first stop is my dentist’s office??!!!?!

[Molly @milkyheadache]

25 and teething

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I hope they have tooth gems at this wedding

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Groom’s best friend giving a speech in which it’s clear HE’S in love with the bride? Oh this is awesome

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@kyra79963863 Evil with no redemption on the horizon!

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His name is YG because You’re Gay

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If I could get a chai latte on an airplane I think everything would be different

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@kyra79963863 #imisstictacs vs #immisstictacs 😎

[Molly @milkyheadache]

If I have to tell the tale of my last roommate to one more person I fear I may develop an autoimmune disorder

[Molly @milkyheadache]

1:15 make a wish

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Champagne is ass give me a beatbox

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depop negotiation cunt-off

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@kyra79963863 @Uber_Support KYRA LMAO

[Molly @milkyheadache]

Life is what happens between talking about bunnies

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My attitude Boston but my work ethic Californian

[Molly @milkyheadache]

I’m sick of humor. I don’t wanna hear any more jokes.

[Molly @milkyheadache]

I’m the black sheep of the airbnb

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2026 is all about going to small claims court

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gravel-mogging

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First person with a split dye and a Valkyries hat to smuggle Dunkin into Iceland

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On zoom therapy in the middle of the airport talking about sex for an hour