Just one day after ending "The Late Show" on CBS, Stephen Colbert returned to TV — to host a public access show with rocker Jack White in Monroe, Michigan.
Appearances by Jeff Daniels, Eminem and Steve Buscemi.
@RepNancyMace The president should have supported our troops by not putting them risk. Not supporting the president doesn't mean you don't support the troops.
@QTHESTORMM she should be removed from the committee as she broke rules the committee set. If nothing happens to her then the whole process and all the other members on the committee will appear to be a bigger joke then already thought
@JillianMichaels I guess if there's nothing there he shouldn't have a problem testifying now. Because someone didn't do the right thing before is not an excuse to not do the right thing now
@EricLDaugh I am an eagle scout. I don't want this tool anywhere near scouting. Himself and the administration he works for can't live up to the ideals that the program teaches in the first place.
ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.
“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.
I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”
The officer in charge exploded.
“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”
I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.” Then I went back to my chores.
About ten minutes later, I heard screaming.
I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull.
And with every step, that bull was closing in fast.
It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.
So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:
“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”