Michael Miller

[maple @MaplePeache]

biggest reminder that Persona 5 is a work of fiction

[kimkaiju 🅙 @kimkaiju]

@TheGameVerse Rockstar needs to get comfortable with not owning their games

[Moe @moeshiznit]

this is gonna be tough man

[DepressoEspresso 🎋🍭 @LordGuruSama]

Me looking at random products at the store because someone is in front of the thing I actually came for

[jezz @JezziiB]

HOT TAKE: PEOPLE WHO FEEL HOT SHOULD DECIDE THE TEMPERATURE OF A ROOM. PEOPLE WHO FEEL COLD SHOULD WEAR A SWEATER.

[김경식 @Kimkyungsiik]

알바를 하면 시급이 만원이죠
하지만 페르소나를 각성한다면?
메멘토스에서 시간당 120만원을 벌 수 있습니다
이것이우리가페르소나를해야하는이유입니다

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Your first meme was probably a Chuck Norris fact. Mine was. He died yesterday in Hawaii at 86, ten days after posting a video of himself throwing punches on his birthday. His caption: “I don’t age. I level up.” This is a little tribute.

The real Chuck Norris was wilder than any meme about him. He lost his first three karate tournaments, then went 65-5 over the next decade. Six-time undefeated world middleweight karate champion. Black belts in five different disciplines. First person ever inducted into the Black Belt Hall of Fame, and the only martial artist to be named to it three separate times.

His student Steve McQueen told him to try acting. That led to a fight scene opposite Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon (1972), which became the highest-grossing film in Hong Kong that year. Then Walker, Texas Ranger ran 9 seasons on CBS, 194 episodes, broadcast in over 100 countries.

But his biggest cultural moment started with a college freshman’s joke. In 2005, a Brown University student named Ian Spector built a random fact generator on the Something Awful forums. It was originally about Vin Diesel. When the novelty faded, Spector ran a poll with 12 celebrity options. Chuck Norris wasn’t on the list. He won anyway, by write-in landslide.

By early 2006, the Chuck Norris Fact Generator was pulling 20 million pageviews a month. This was before Twitter existed, before Facebook was public, before YouTube had a single viral hit. A college kid’s joke website about a semi-retired action star became one of the most visited humor pages on the internet. It spawned six books (some hit the New York Times bestseller list), two video games, and a scene in The Expendables 2 where Sylvester Stallone’s character recites a Chuck Norris fact to Chuck Norris’s face.

When asked about his favorite fact, Norris said it was: “They tried to carve Chuck Norris’ face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t hard enough for his beard.”

The meme ran for 21 years. Most memes last weeks. Chuck Norris Facts introduced more people to Chuck Norris than his movies ever did. For everyone born after 1995, he was never an aging action star or a karate champion. He was the guy who counted to infinity. Twice. The guy whose tears cure cancer, too bad he never cried.

The last thing the internet saw from Chuck Norris was him throwing punches on his 86th birthday. Which is, honestly, the most Chuck Norris fact of all.

[Aslam 🇵🇸 @LeoneStan1]

I hate pro wrestling. Nearly 5 AM in the morning and I'm tearing up because a man who wore jorts for 90% of his adult life retired from fake fighting

[t8 @imjustt8]

isn’t it crazy that republicans can link tylenol to autism but not guns to mass shootings

[Meg 🇨🇦 @nut_meggy]

Don’t worry Cardinals. If you didn’t get picked for Pope, you can try again in Alberta.

[Noelle @Noellenarwhal]

Soooo...I saw a dude in Alberta saying that he voted for the first time and he was complaining that he couldn't vote for the premier (he doesn't know the difference between premier and PM) and said it's rigged. This is why I think we should consider civics aptitude tests to vote

[✨Persona Positivity!✨ @Personafandom]

this is the only day you can rt this

[Morgan Cameron Ross @Morgan_C_Ross]

The people in Canada that demanded the Carbon tax be cancelled… are now seeing it be cancelled by Mark Carney on day one and now saying “ya, but he’s secretly going to do something something.” That’s called… moving the goal posts.

[Larry Hubich 🇨🇦 @LHubich]

You know what’s hilarious? Poilievre has spent the last 3 years piling all of his eggs in one basket and then on Day 1 Carney took away the basket. Day 1. LOL.

[Winter @winteryournight]

SAVE US PHANTOM THIEVES