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live 2 die another day

[autist @litteralyme0]

Remember that if they are:
Bigger than you = roids
Richer than you = daddy's money
Smarter than you = nerds
Look better = gay
Never stop the cope

[Slim Dyke @notmaryshea]

i can’t stop saying it’s all corrupt girl but like. it is all corrupt girl

[tex @texmeplease]

my dream job is just to kind of walk around

[HorseSlug🐌 @horsebone2]

flock camera just scanned my face and dispensed an ai generated image of what it thinks my penis looks like

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

when i donate my body to science they will think wow i do not want this

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[零号病人 @tall_pale]

Israel is paying people to drive slow in the left lane

[YT @tolafolaa]

my white boy like zuck but he bought more than a gram

[Hunter @271k_only]

Someone told me jews have big noses because air is free

[PRIME🐾 @SundayTan2419]

i warned a cigarette smoker about the detrimental effects of smoking on his lungs and he asked what the benefit of dying with healthy lungs would be

[📟 @neofl0wer]

Hold on bae I’m tryna spell the odeci

[chad @chasedbywasps]

what if your nickname was Rattlesnake. just sleep on it

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[chad @chasedbywasps]

you never know what someone is going through. they could be having a blast