Millennial Florida Man

Organizational Health Consultant | Substitute Teacher | OIF Veteran | War Eagle!

[Millennial Florida Man @millennialflman]

Making this my new bio

[chloe casanova @psychlo_]

@millennialflman sir i understand the rules i just dont accept them

[Millennial Florida Man @millennialflman]

@BravePoaster @NataliaHEmanuel @nytimes Congratulations, truly. That is no easy feat.

[Millennial Florida Man @millennialflman]

Me writing a response to this article… at a remote location. 🙂

[Natalia Emanuel @NataliaHEmanuel]

Published an op ed in @nytimes: remote work hurts mental health.

Let me explain why
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[Millennial Florida Man @millennialflman]

my video of us on a boat on crab island as a storm rolled in got thousands of views on instagram, mostly from India. It barely charted on X, and I still rarely use instagram.

[MJ @morganisawizard]

you know instagram is for normies because a single viral post is all it takes for them to quit their jobs and blow through their savings trying to become influencers.

here, if you have a post blow up, you just say oh boy, mute your notifs, and go about your day.

[Millennial Florida Man @millennialflman]

I try not to get political on here, but Trump’s comments toward the Italian Prime Minister were egregious and unacceptable. If we can’t condemn this behavior, Democrat and Republican, we are doomed.

[Giorgia Meloni @GiorgiaMeloni]

Io e l’Italia non imploriamo mai.

[Millennial Florida Man @millennialflman]

@BoringBiz_ @Prana_Wealth I am living proof that you are quite wrong.

[Millennial Florida Man @millennialflman]

When I finished my masters program, I got an offer from Deloitte. I happened to live near Detroit at the time. They emphasized that they worked 60 hour weeks at times, but I could “move up quickly”. My salary was already twice what they offered. I declined.

[Brennan Schlagbaum, CPA @Budgetdog_]

I do not miss waking up at 5am everyday to go to the gym before my 45 minute commute to my Deloitte client to work 8am-9pm to then drive 45 minutes home to see my wife for 2 seconds before I went to bed.

I did that for too many years.

It's insane we've gotten to a point where this is "normal."

[Coder girl 👩‍💻 @dev_maims]

Going to the office for a job that can be done from home feels more exhausting than the job itself.

[Millennial Florida Man @millennialflman]

@LavenderMoms @XBusiness Same

[Millennial Florida Man @millennialflman]

@Deshklokin2025 @NataliaHEmanuel You can build a cubicle in your home. Remote workers can’t build a home in the office.

[Millennial Florida Man @millennialflman]

@dev_maims @kaaaash____ Not Firefox or arc?

[Millennial Florida Man @millennialflman]

@NataliaHEmanuel So many connections to foster

[Millennial Florida Man @millennialflman]

@NataliaHEmanuel Remote work increases my time with family, the opposite of alone. If my wife worked remote, we’d be even less alone. If single people want to meet eachother, they have options better than a cold break room.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Americans are now spending more than twice as much time on AI companion apps as on dating apps.

[Millennial Florida Man @millennialflman]

@miamimanmemedia

[Millennial Florida Man @millennialflman]

@stephanicci Real

[Millennial Florida Man @millennialflman]

Tokyo is the cleanest city I’ve ever been to and it’s more populated than LA and NY combined.

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

Japan fans staying after the match to clean up their section. 🇯🇵

[Millennial Florida Man @millennialflman]

I am probably more impressed with the sourdough than I would be with a trout.

[RudeOnion💀 @RudeOnion]

😂

[Millennial Florida Man @millennialflman]

It’s what plants crave

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

Who did this 🤣