Millennial Patriarch

A #dad, #geek, #writer, and #Millennial trying to balance family, work, dreams, and the world’s oddities. #DadLife #PatFrat

[Millennial Patriarch @Millenniarch]

Ready for Round 2? #parenting #pregnancy #expecting #dadlife #momlife #patfrat #toddlerlife #herewegoagain

[FeralTherapist (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈♣️🍍🐎🍄 @IMomalogues]

Stop praying for unity and start flipping over tables like Jesus did.

[mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo]

I’ve decided today I’m following the lead of my 2 yr old and I’m just gonna close my eyes so no one can see me.

[Millennial Patriarch @Millenniarch]

Already teaching the class! Good luck to all the parents with kids in school. #Dadlife #Parenting #Momlife #Toddlerlife #Babylife

[Millennial Patriarch @Millenniarch]

@MMAontheRocks Barrel roll

[Millennial Patriarch @Millenniarch]

Someone is all about this eating thing. #Dadlife #Parenting #Momlife #Babylife

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

The book made it seem way cooler.

[Millennial Patriarch @Millenniarch]

This...but flip the rolls. #Dadlife #Parenting #Momlife #Toddlerlife #Babylife #DanielTiger

[Millennial Patriarch @Millenniarch]

Yup... #Dadlife #Parenting #Momlife #Toddlerlife #Babylife

[Millennial Patriarch @Millenniarch]

The boy hates junk mail... #Dadlife #Parenting #Momlife #Babylife #junkmail

[Millennial Patriarch @Millenniarch]

Fish face! #Dadlife #Parenting #Momlife #Toddlerlife #Fishface

[Millennial Patriarch @Millenniarch]

Stop putting blueberries in your boots...another thing I didn’t think I would be saying as a father. #Dadlife #Parenting #Momlife #Toddlerlife #Babylife #blueberry #boots

[Millennial Patriarch @Millenniarch]

Disney needs names without the same sounding suffix Moanna,Tianna,Anna. It’s getting hard to figure out what Mari wants to watch when she calls them all Anna. #Dadlife #Parenting #Momlife #Toddlerlife #Disney #Quarantine

[Millennial Patriarch @Millenniarch]

Our wild flower! We might have to apologize to our neighbors later for picking flowers...Opps #Dadlife #Parenting #Momlife #Toddlerlife #flowers

[Millennial Patriarch @Millenniarch]

Craft project for today! Such a fun idea and so easy! Also Mari loved it! #Dadlife #Parenting #Momlife #Toddlerlife #artsandcraft #flowers

[Millennial Patriarch @Millenniarch]

The kids are on it! Does anyone need something fixed? #Dadlife #Parenting #Momlife #Toddlerlife #Babylife #tooltime #fixit

[Millennial Patriarch @Millenniarch]

#4thJuly #Dadlife #Parenting #Momlife #Toddlerlife

[Millennial Patriarch @Millenniarch]

I was right, oatmeal cereal! #Dadlife #Parenting #Momlife #Babylife

[Millennial Patriarch @Millenniarch]

What will I have for breakfast? Oatmeal cereal, oatmeal cereal or oatmeal cereal? #Dadlife #Parenting #Momlife #Babylife

[Trick or Sweet Momissa 🎃👻 @sweetmomissa]

Kids in the future will tell their grandchildren "when I was your age, I walked 5 miles to school, uphill both ways, in the snow, WEARING MASKS NOW WHAT."

[Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_]

The kids made cookies and we delivered them to all the dads.

My grandpa looked at my husband and said
“I appreciate the way you take care of your family, it’s beautiful to watch”.

This moment between the two men I love the most meant everything to me.

Happy Father’s day!