millie 🦓

(she/her)

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

We're gonna do it, aren't we? We're actually gonna do it. We're gonna let greedy rich cunts cook the planet and suck it dry of energy and water just so bots can send emails to other bots. Un-fucking-believable.

[Josh @JoshAlexCairo]

The UK public celebrates a genuine national treasure on his centenary, which coincides with a landslide of council votes for a political party that rejects net zero, wants to defund the institutions that Attenborough's life has enriched, and doesn't care about nature. Go figure.

[dj franzia @hawillisdc]

reality is such nightmare fuel that if you try to talk about current events with someone who is blissfully uninformed it is quite literally impossible not to sound delusional, conspiracy-pilled and wildly schizophrenic.

[Xavier's Online @xaviersonline_]

How do I cope with negative feelings from being forced to live in Pedophile Hitler World

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

Realest to ever do it

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I'm alarmed by how many people think AI is actual intelligence and not a blender that makes content smoothies.

[christopher macarthur-boyd - SCARY TIMES '24 TOUR @macarthurboyd]

this is what cinema is for

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

I don’t say this lightly but I am more ashamed of the speech as a British citizen than I am of any by the past Tory governments. Amid a genocide, he has awarded more humanity to Israeli military buildings (not civilians, as he lies) than the entire population of the Arab World.

[trout mask (original) @BranPuffin]

If you thought climate protesters blocking roads or throwing soup at art behind bullet proof glass was ‘too disruptive’ you’re gonna hate this next part

[harky @theharkyp]

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Your 20s are for fucking up & figuring yourself out. Except for me, who should have had every single minute detail of my future plans set in stone the second I stopped being a teenager.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the children yearn for the mines

[Dr. Farbod MBBCh FRCEM @EmergencyBod]

There's never a bad time to share a video of that time Akala humiliated Yaxley-Lennon on TV, but now seems as good a time as any.

[ᴛᴏʀɪ ✨ @ItsToriGalvin]

Going off to work each morning like:

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Match my freak? No, we can’t both be overwhelmed by anxiety

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

strange women lying in ponds distributing swords actually sounds like a pretty decent alternative right now