Mellissa Reynolds

Paradox Parody

[Mellissa Reynolds @milliebhs__]

@Table327 That music was a nice touch to spaces! BUT DON’T LIE ABOUT WHAT KAREN SAID OR YOUR SUBPOENAS WILL BE OVERNIGHTED TO YOUR FRONT DOOR! Ok let’s all take a breath and be nice! 🍷🖕

[Mellissa Reynolds @milliebhs__]

@TheHuldraHel @milliebhs I am not miserable!! I AM FUCKING HAPPY DAMMIT!! 🍷🖕

[Mellissa Reynolds @milliebhs__]

@Bossyone83 @Estey617 WHO ISN’T GETTING ONE?! My xerox is printing copies faster than Jeff Machado’s heart rate after 6 donuts! SUBPOENA SEASON IS HERE!

[Mellissa Reynolds @milliebhs__]

@Dumpster_Juice_ @MCCossyG How do you think?! I SUBPOENAED IT, BITCH! 🖕

[Mellissa Reynolds @milliebhs__]

@j3nnyb00m I’ll have you know, my balloon knot is already tight as fuck so you’re barking up the wrong tree BITCH! 🖕

[Mellissa Reynolds @milliebhs__]

@queen__valerie_ These hoes ain’t loyal Val! Come to our side and I’ll scissor you! 💰

[Mellissa Reynolds @milliebhs__]

@milliebhs @DoctorTurtleboy @jessmachadoshow That’s right Aiden! You’re a rat bitch who *is scared of women like me!! Rats in prison get fucked! Are you ready to get fucked, Aiden?!?

[Mellissa Reynolds @milliebhs__]

@DARollins @DoctorTurtleboy EXCUSE ME? This is not how you act after this rat goes after you! WHERE’S THE SUBPOENA? WHERE’S THE SUBSTACK? WHERE’S THE TEAM UP WITH KATE PETER?! DA must stand for DumbAss! Stfu 🖕🖕

[Mellissa Reynolds @milliebhs__]

@Dumpster_Juice_ @MCCossyG Quit pushing your luck Dumpster! I’m sitting with eleventeen attorneys right now about to bulk ship you know whats….

[Mellissa Reynolds @milliebhs__]

@IDBHTrueCrime @milliebhs I got a couple words for you! YOU DON’T BELONG HERE! But a subpoena belongs up your ass! FU 🖕

[Mellissa Reynolds @milliebhs__]

@Dumpster_Juice_ @Courtne91162652 Ok, you win. No subpoena for you. 😘

[Mellissa Reynolds @milliebhs__]

@ulster_celtUS @MainahGirl @Courtne91162652 @Dumpster_Juice_ OH YOU DON’T THINK SO?! KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR MAILBOX, BITCH! I’ll put a cute little Christmas arrangement on it. 🌲

[Mellissa Reynolds @milliebhs__]

@MainahGirl @Courtne91162652 @Dumpster_Juice_ If you only knew how much I smile when you open your shitty mailbox and find a big yellow envelope with a SUBPOENA! 🖕🖕

[Mellissa Reynolds @milliebhs__]

@MCCossyG @Dumpster_Juice_ You were all there! I’LL SEND YOU AND YOUR CAT A SUBPOENA, DOUCHE! 🖕

[Mellissa Reynolds @milliebhs__]

@Courtne91162652 @Dumpster_Juice_ You are entitled to your opinion. Maybe you’re right! OR MAYBE YOU ARE GETTING A SUBPOENA TOO, BITCH!! 🖕🖕🖕

[Mellissa Reynolds @milliebhs__]

@MaryBil99341482 BECAUSE AHOLES LIKE YOU SPREAD TURTLE SHIT ON THE INTERNET! CHECK YOUR MAILBOX DUECES TECUM! 🖕

[Mellissa Reynolds @milliebhs__]

@j3nnyb00m I GOT YOUR LOUD MOUTH RIGHT HERE! 🖕

[Mellissa Reynolds @milliebhs__]

@realkatepeter__ YOU COULD ALWAYS SEND HER A SUBPOENA, KATE! Do you have family coming for Thanksgiving?

[Mellissa Reynolds @milliebhs__]

@DK5877483230887 THANKS, DicK! 🖕🖕