millie

ahhh

[millie @millieewhelan]

she is legitimately flawless

[millie @millieewhelan]

tryna remember all the facts about the submarine ready for big fat quiz of the year

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

Never not worth tweeting:

[millie @millieewhelan]

my favourite Christmas film is a bad moms christmas sorry

[millie @millieewhelan]

trisha paytas may be awful but her asmr is top tier

[i like food @messedupfoods]

spaghettio deviled eggs

[chadchad @thechadx2]

Go fuck yourself

[millie @millieewhelan]

@Benbarfoot just uses me for my clubcard

[millie @millieewhelan]

superstore is elite

[millie @millieewhelan]

@Benbarfoot

[millie @millieewhelan]

“I want a curry actually it’s basically pasta but spicy”

[millie @millieewhelan]

“I want a curry actually it’s basically pasta but spicy”

[millie @millieewhelan]

the top nosh van in b&q car park is my favourite restaurant

[millie @millieewhelan]

me: yeah my cats dying he might not last the night
ben: sorry to change the subject *turns camera round to show me his football cards*

[millie @millieewhelan]

nothing will ever be as stressful as the split or steal on golden balls

[millie @millieewhelan]

@blarfoot @Castro1021 Wow😍

[☆ cel ☆ @4THGIRLZ]

when my bf gives me a reasonable solution instead of letting me complain

[millie @millieewhelan]

ben just called me soggy face

[wint @dril]

if i had a suit of armor i could easily beat the shit out of any man alive

[millie @millieewhelan]

it’s just common courtesy to not write out the tag on gifts bags so the next person can reuse it