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[laurrrr @milllaur_lite]

@MachineGunBrit We had seats not grass doofus

[laurrrr @milllaur_lite]

if you pay $200+ for Morgan Wallen ticket to sit in the GRASS, you need your head examined.

[laurrrr @milllaur_lite]

just remembered shane was googling what sort of dogs existed during the revolutionary war last night before we went to bed. i wonder why hes full of useless information…

[laurrrr @milllaur_lite]

this lady really walked into UPS and said “im supposed to be at fedex” like ???

[laurrrr @milllaur_lite]

all fun & games getting a minions check book til you have to start making checks out to wedding vendors and look like a toddler 🫠

[laurrrr @milllaur_lite]

having shane as a partner is like having another dog. i open a snack and they both come and stand near me looking for a bite

[laurrrr @milllaur_lite]

sometimes those little things that make you prove you are not a robot have me thinking i am.

[laurrrr @milllaur_lite]

i won my work fantasy league, i’ve never felt more superior to shane in my life.

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Friend: "Send me that picture we took last night, we probably look so good!"

The picture:

[laurrrr @milllaur_lite]

nothing makes me feel like a bigger piece of shit than when I’m on a casual walk and my watch asks me if I’m working out 🫠

[laurrrr @milllaur_lite]

the drama of a man with a cold 🫠

[laurrrr @milllaur_lite]

@ShaneKing___ is always on dishes too

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me after making a recipe I found on the internet

[laurrrr @milllaur_lite]

shane said my biggest flaw is not being able to eat chili at anytime.

[trash jones @jzux]

(holding my friends at gunpoint) pumpkin patch?????

[laurrrr @milllaur_lite]

you’re never that important that you have to leave a workout class minutes before it’s over.

[laurrrr @milllaur_lite]

at what age do men quit yelling at video games? asking for myself.

[laurrrr @milllaur_lite]

Me

[cdiesels @cdiesels]

How excited are you for pumpkin spice cream cold brews?
Me:

[laurrrr @milllaur_lite]

a girl at work asked me if there’s wildlife in mckeesport (yes she’s weird) and she was shook when i said no but there’s crime 🤣

[laurrrr @milllaur_lite]

a kid rock concert is a hell of a place to people watch.

[laurrrr @milllaur_lite]

@BarnesAngNoble Disgusted

[laurrrr @milllaur_lite]

seen two awful car stickers within 2 minutes. “Powered by Bitchdust” & “Classy but a bit Bad-Assy”. Like keep that as your phone wallpaper or write it in a notebook, don’t put it on your VEHICLE.