Millie

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Zack Polanski, "Margaret Thatcher said there's no such thing as society and then the Tories over 14 years shut the community centres down"

"How do you expect people to integrate when they have nowhere to gather together?"

"English language learning for foreign nationals has been cut by 25% over the last ten years"

"As soon as I got off the train in Dover a woman recognised me and said we are not obsessed with immigration in Dover, the things we care about are our NHS, our libraries and our schools"

*huge applause*

"This is a #BBCQT Immigration Special, but when are we going to have a cost of living special, or a climate special, or a tax the rich special?"

[Millie @milllsmac]

@vintedUK I sent a parcel and what’s turned up to the buyer is a completely different item? How do I claim this back as there is clearly a mix up or courier mistake?

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Sensational change of aura from Amadou Onana here. He went from BBC Four to ITV2 in an instant

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Justin Timberlake when the officer told him to walk a straight line

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

IF ISRAEL HAD AGREED TO A CEASEFIRE TODAY, THEY WOULD'VE FREED HOSTAGES.

INSTEAD, NETANYAHU CHOSE TO BOMB RAFAH.

ISRAEL DOES NOT WANT A CEASEFIRE.

ISRAEL DOES NOT WANT TO FREE HOSTAGES.

ISRAEL WANTS TO MURDER EVERY LAST PALESTINIAN SO IT CAN OCCUPY THE LAND.

[‎Francisca @H7MILT0N]

‘𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑮𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒓’ #MetGala

“I hope the sun pours light upon our skin. And we melt into each other,
into everything. Maybe the trees will speak, as they sometimes do.
Whispers from the shade.
𝑅𝑢𝑛, 𝑟𝑢𝑛 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦.”

by Alex Wharton.

(Poem inside Lewis Hamilton’s jacket)

Inspired by John Ystumllyn, one of Britain's first black gardeners and the earliest well-recorded black person in North Wales.
@LewisHamilton

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

On this day in 1929 Diego Rivera and Frida Kahlo were married, this is the only surviving photograph

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“thank god it’s the weekend”

me Saturday and Sunday:

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

He looks like a mouse who was granted a wish to be human for a day in the most complimentary way possible

[Dilly Hussain @DillyHussain88]

The mayor of Birmingham IS NOT a Muslim. (Chaman Lal is Sikh and the mayor of West Midlands is a white Brit).

The mayor of Leeds IS NOT a Muslim. (Al Garthwaite is a white German born Brit).

The mayor of Sheffield IS NOT a Muslim. (Colin Ross is a white Brit and the mayor of South Yorkshire is a white Brit).

The mayor of Rochdale IS NOT a Muslim (Mike Holly is a white Brit).

“Has anyone ever been given an opportunity to vote for this?” 🧐

Those Muslim politicians Lawrence correctly mentioned were *voted* into power. 🤡

FURTHER CORRECTIONS:

There are 1,500 mosques in the UK, not 3,000.

There are around 30 Sharia councils in the UK — not a single Sharia *court*.

Muslim birth rate in the UK is 2.6-2.9, but insha’Allah we’re working towards 6-8.

No state school is legally obliged to teach Islam in Religious Education.

It’s compulsory for all state schools in England to teach RE. However, it’s not part of the national curriculum, and parents have a legal right to withdraw their children from these lessons.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Today I learned that aggressive baby goats have to wear horn noodles to avoid hurting each other

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Being a woman is trying to guess wtf is going on with your body 3 times a week

[Millie @milllsmac]

If it’s a tik tok of a baby, a dog or Si Ferry telling a Thomas Gravesen story, best believe I’m reposting xxxxx

[whitney @its_whitney]

me going from couch nap to my actual bed

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“I’ll be productive when I get home”

when I get home:

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Defending your work Christmas party performance like a footballer...

[Millie @milllsmac]

“White man gives opinion on racism” thanks for that x

[Piers Morgan Uncensored @PiersUncensored]

“If Dutch people walking into a book shop can see these names then you, the British people are entitled to know, too."

Piers Morgan decides to name the two members of the Royal Family accused of racism in pulled copies of Omid Scobie's book 👇

@piersmorgan | @TalkTV | #PMU