Nick How

Just another grumpy farmer.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

UK: Brexit is the biggest act of economic self harm any country will ever perform
USA: Hold my beer...

[Nick How @millviewfarms]

Sorry @mrjamesob but you had this coming. Bravo Charlie 💪

[LBC @LBC]

"I'm not your mate! I hate you, I think you're an idiot!"

James O'Brien hasn't had an argument like this for years...

Caller Charlie stands to inherit his dad's farm and isn't happy with the new tax changes.

[Doug Wanstall @DougWanstall]

How it affects my family Headlines:
-£120,000 per year in additional NI in two businesses
-£22,000 per year in NMW rises
-Potentially £2m or £200k per year if my wife and I die pre maturely (way more than the annual net profit from farming)

Plenty of other reasons to halt investment in new job creating enterprises and on our farms.

@UKLabour will destroy aspiration in this country and we will soon see the #Laffercurve take effect and total tax rates will fall.

Eventually, socialism always runs out of other peoples money to spend, this time round there is very little to take.

#Budget2025
@NFUtweets @CLAtweets @RachelReevesMP @DanielZeichner @thetimes @Telegraph @TheSun @TheEconomist

[Nick How @millviewfarms]

Wow!!!

[GB News @GBNEWS]

'We can do to the farmers what Thatcher did to the miners. We don't need small farmers.'

Former Labour political advisor John McTernan hits out at small farmers. He claims it's an 'industry we could do without'.

[YANA @yanafarming]

Important to know that @yanafarming is not for those who are suicidal or in crisis. We offer confidential support by phone or email and can refer you to counselling within a few days. @PAPYRUS_Charity, @GiveUsAShout and @samaritans phone 116 123 are there for you day and night

[Nick How @millviewfarms]

@DanPBrown How does it cope with 🐶💩?? 🤦🏻

[Nick How @millviewfarms]

@michael49911562 @agricontract 🎣

[Joe Marler @JoeMarler]

Zero points in 92 tests. It’s bollocks from you @dannycare and @MarcuSmith10 - I was walking it in……… if I managed to catch it 😬

[Nick How @millviewfarms]

@FarmersWeekly @Nigelrefowens @1GarethWynJones @AbiReader @JeremyClarkson @LizWebsterSBF @SaveBritishFood @agricontract How embarrassing 😳

[Clive Bailye @TWBFarms]

Did you know
If everyone in the UK stopped watching @GMB just one day per week, we would cut the UK’s emissions by 50 million tonnes.

That's the equivalent of taking 16 million cars off the road.

Small changes make a difference

#fightBullshiteWithBullshite 🙂

[Harry Metcalfe @harrym_vids]

New Harry’s Farm video is now live..
UK beef farmers are under attack; here's my response to C4's The Big Bri... https://t.co/k7oQq43cKx via @YouTube

[Irish Ranger (Sevvy) @VeteranIrish]

Spare a thought for poor ole Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair.

After arriving in a hotel in Manchester, he went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness.

The barman nodded and said, "That will be £1 please, Mr. O’Leary."

Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money.

"Well, we do try to stay ahead of the competition", said the lbarman. "And we are serving free pints every Wednesday from 6 pm until 8 pm. We have the cheapest beer in England".

"That is remarkable value", Michael comments.

"I see you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll probably need one of ours. That will be £3 please."

O'Leary scowled, but paid up.

He took his drink and walked towards a seat. "Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra £2. You could have pre-booked the seat, and it would have only cost you £1."

"I think you may be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame please".

Michael attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can't squeeze in, he complains "Nobody would fit in that little frame".

"I'm afraid if you can't fit in the frame you'll have to pay an extra surcharge of £4 for your seat sir".

O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up. "I see that you have brought your laptop with you" added the barman. "And since that wasn't pre-booked either, that will be another £3."

O'Leary was so incensed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and yelled, "This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the manager".

"I see you want to use the counter," says the barman, "that will be £2 please."

O'Leary's face was red with rage. "Do you know who I am?"

"Of course I do Mr. O'Leary."

"I've had enough! What sort of a Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!"

"Here is his e-mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9.00 am and 9.01am every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number. Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only £1 per second, or part thereof".

"I will never use this bar again".

"OK sir, but do remember, we are the only hotel in England selling pints for £1."
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[Nick How @millviewfarms]

@Markmid1 @TimPollardCars I was told that meaning was a bachelor’s harvest… let’s face it, probably both correct!!

[Ali @DrakesWriter1]

BBC presenter Huw Edwards and Vicky Flind giving their statement🤣 #BBCPresenterScandal

[Nick How @millviewfarms]

Getting into the #Coronation spirit

[Banjo dog @Banjodog4]

No , no ,no !
You are in court for a judge to decide whether or not you fraudulently extracted money from the public , no more no less .

[Nick How @millviewfarms]

Poor woman, can’t even afford to get her eyelashes cut! #lifeanddebt

[Ben Beazley @BBeazley1]

*Stolen* from Harrogate overnight (Sat-Sun). Seems a long shot but please keep an eye. Distinctive with a truckman hardtop on pickup.

[Dan McGrath @danthesoundman]

@lamfrt no explanation needed… #cezanne #tatemodern #redtrouser

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Years - 1
Victories - 0
Economy - 🚽
Ruble - 💩
Europe - Heated
Gas price - Down ↘️
Pants - Soiled
Vest - Bullet proof
Moskva - Submarine
Finland & Sweden - NATO
Army - Advancing backwards
Leopards - On the loose
HIMARS - o'clock
Turrets - Tossing

I remain a master strategist