Chamomilly 🫧

28 | NJ | Indigenous Seminole📍🪶🐍🦂🌙✨ #HalfBreed #LivingwithEpilepsy

[Chamomilly 🫧 @millymichaela]

give abbot every single award this year. again. 🏆 best show that’s ever existed hands down

[Chamomilly 🫧 @millymichaela]

@nicolenoelle79 @heisHIM3694 anyone that believed this shouldn’t be allowed to vote

[Chamomilly 🫧 @millymichaela]

ariana grande better roll up in a green car in Fockers I stg

[Chamomilly 🫧 @millymichaela]

this is your sign to check your moms tires

[Chamomilly 🫧 @millymichaela]

@whos_abigaill scuse me that’s a 26 year old man… are we really acting like kanye is the dad of the year for not letting his daughter be statutorily raped?

[Chamomilly 🫧 @millymichaela]

why the FUCK is the Apple Keynote called “Surprise and Shine”??? Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave I stg

[Chamomilly 🫧 @millymichaela]

Ok but what year did you graduate old school?

[Chamomilly 🫧 @millymichaela]

The final boss bodega: Kosher Mexican Delicatessen gas station & hand car wash

[Chamomilly 🫧 @millymichaela]

Good morning to everyone except for me who got a dirty soda from 7brew, took 3 sips and got it on myself, sliced my finger open taking off the lid, then poured in some Red Bull and curdled it 😀

[Chamomilly 🫧 @millymichaela]

@OnCunk I need to give you your flowers for that medieval monologue.. but of course there were no flowers in Rome at all, so I hope this rock will do. 🪨

[Chamomilly 🫧 @millymichaela]

@njdotcom 3-11-26 Electrical storm over Barnegat Bay ⚡️

[Chamomilly 🫧 @millymichaela]

@SimMattically @AnderAfterBB Let’s bring back the storytelling era !! 🩵👌🏽 v cool - have fun with it!

[Chamomilly 🫧 @millymichaela]

People don’t say “word is bond” anymore and I think that’s what’s wrong with the world.

[Chamomilly 🫧 @millymichaela]

@TRHLofficial Idk why but name him after a pasta. Fusilli, Ditalini, the options are just too appropriate

[Chamomilly 🫧 @millymichaela]

Honestly, between my mother’s scoliosis and how many years I’ve been getting the shit end of the stick, I think we should all take a moment to consider the consequences sidewalk cracks and mirrors being more than a tale

[Chamomilly 🫧 @millymichaela]

I think the problem is that no one orders a Malibu bay breeze anymore.

[Chamomilly 🫧 @millymichaela]

Maybe it’s bc I’m an only child idk but people assist their parents alone all the time, and in this scenario she should. Her sister did her time and blossomed when she left. Fuck right off.

[Chamomilly 🫧 @millymichaela]

Sirens pmo so bad bc this girl really watched her sister starve & become suicidal, but the second the man that did that to her gets dementia after she’s free and self-sufficient, bitch can take a week long trip to convince her she needs to drag her back there for help?

[Chamomilly 🫧 @millymichaela]

Like with what? Cutting his pizza? The guy you’re fucking who’s *married* can help you out when you’re not even there for a whole week, and you’re not worried enough to leave without what you came for. How much help do you need that you have to ruin her life twice?

[Chamomilly 🫧 @millymichaela]

Is Matty Healy still weird or can I have a crush on him again?