Emily 🧜🏼‍♀️

they call me exotic

[Emily 🧜🏼‍♀️ @millymilllss]

We are in the middle of a MFing pandemic and these dudes are still out here trying to “cuddle.”

[Emily 🧜🏼‍♀️ @millymilllss]

@npartelow27 Cool

[Emily 🧜🏼‍♀️ @millymilllss]

@abbymuir3 No

[Emily 🧜🏼‍♀️ @millymilllss]

@abbymuir3 what

[Emily 🧜🏼‍♀️ @millymilllss]

I didn’t know men were still out here sending pics of the tv with their bulge ~accidentally~ in the frame

[caca @clawdezz]

this is what women have to deal with for simply existing

[Emily 🧜🏼‍♀️ @millymilllss]

I think the world is mad at me for wasting my allotted boyfriend time on assholes

[Emily 🧜🏼‍♀️ @millymilllss]

@braden_patt @mollylimm SAME

[Bonnie ✮ @Babybonnieee]

I got 0 talking stages left in me... idc about your favorite color.

[Emily 🧜🏼‍♀️ @millymilllss]

@barra_madds @LeeShrimpy I agree 🙋🏻‍♀️

[lurk laugh loathe @thisisminenowk]

Seasonal depression seems fake until it's randomly 50 degrees in March and you feel like you took a party drug.

[Emily 🧜🏼‍♀️ @millymilllss]

@LGBTCommunity3 @jcrabtree11 And not a homophobe

[Emily 🧜🏼‍♀️ @millymilllss]

@jcrabtree11

[Emily 🧜🏼‍♀️ @millymilllss]

When you bring your roomie home to the fam and out with your friends and they all love her and want to see her always. Jill is my boyfriend.

[no. @insuIting]

💅🏻

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

My calculator app just released a new feature???????

[Emily 🧜🏼‍♀️ @millymilllss]

@juliashughes 2 or 3!!

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

white girls be like “i did a thing” when all they did was jake

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

Perhaps a bit much....?

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

how does everyone know when fruits are in season.. when did u learn that. did i miss fruit season day in algebra. did u swallow a farmers almanac. why are peaches only in season for 8 hours a year