milo edwards

comedian, podcaster + dumb online guy | hosts: @trashfuturepod, @mastersofpod, @gluepodcast | UK, Canada + New Special ON SALE ⬇️⬇️

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

i am once again returning to the so-called 'edinburgh festival fringe' this august with a new show all about my parents' horny letters from the 80s. please attend (tix in thread).

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

i was 4 pints in when they announced a minute’s silence for someone who “passed away yesterday” at the start of the england game last night and without a shred of irony i went “anne widdecombe?”

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

spare a thought tonight for sub editors at the national desperately trying to spin this for a headline

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

this is good natured - norway have had a great tournament and were very sportsmanlike throughout, great stuff

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

norwegians crying into their sovereign wealth fund tonight

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

feeling a level of nordic-related stress previously reserved for monks at lindisfarne

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

@HughJanus420666 lmao that’s probably actually illegal

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

our entire economy is increasingly just scams masquerading as services

[Ofcom @Ofcom]

🚨 We have fined Virgin Media £28 million after finding systematic failings in its contract cancellation process.

Millions of customer calls were deliberately mishandled, creating unnecessary barriers to switching or cancelling.

🔗https://t.co/NlIycHVu9c

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

@SDKelliher97 Good idea

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

sorry the stills from this video are making me howl. god bless this country 🇬🇧👍🫡

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Count Binface responds to the BBC unmasking him live on Newsnight

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

argentina players TAUNT england with chants about when their army UNCONDITIONALLY SURRENDERED

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Argentina's World Cup stars taunt England with chants about the Falklands in their dressing room - while their fans are ALREADY singing about knocking Three Lions out in semi-final https://t.co/NZUXKLq2uH

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

homer composing book 2 of the iliad:

[ian @SOULPRlCE]

normalize putting ur favorite ships in your thesis acknowledgment

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

the people of clacton have an opportunity to do something extremely funny

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Labour says it won't stand against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election

As it stands, only Count Binface will run against Farage

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

delphic oracle: if you intervene the us team will be at full strength against a weak belgian squad and a devastating victory will be won

trump: tremendous, no further questions

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

@TArsenalView honestly equivalent to buying 5 bitcoin in 2010

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

henderson out for the rest of the world cup from an injury sustained while not playing in a match where he still got a yellow card is a peak world club sub plot

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Jordan Henderson will MISS the rest of the World Cup!

He will need surgery.

— @JamesPearceLFC

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

just saw a banker in a suit on bishopsgate tearing open a new lost mary with his teeth - we are all hungover over today brother

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

being called corrupt by sepp blatter has to be a new high watermark for fifa corruption

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatter]

Red cards are not overturned by political phone calls. They are overturned by rules, evidence and independent bodies. If a U.S. President intervenes with the FIFA President — and a player is suddenly cleared before a World Cup knockout match — the question is unavoidable: Quo vadis, FIFA?

Football must never become a playground for political power. #FIFA #WorldCup #GianniInfantino #DonaldTrump

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

@homeintyre happy to help

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

mexico appear to be struggling, probably due to the altitude