Tea stained duck

Cheese lover, sporadic exerciser. Wobbly in the brain dept, (drugs to prove it). Will tweet nonsense at infrequent intervals. 🇬🇧 🇫🇷 🇸🇪 🏳️‍🌈 she/her/bi

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Cats don't like to dance. Who knew?

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@stavvers Now I work in a museum, I nodded fervently and then made a promise never to ask conservation for said photos!

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@sanditoksvig just finished "Friends of Dorothy" and it was gorgeous. I loved every single second of it...and it made me weep, just a bit. Thank you so much for writing it! Xx

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This cat is just perfect. That's all. That's everything I have to say today. Her name is Berry. #catoftheday

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@katemrab Ouch!!! I hope it heals well and quickly!

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@katemrab Oh no!!! What have you done?! Also...use something blunt and flat...rulers are great!

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@MrTimDunn @SiemensMobility @TfL Fun fact...used to work on the Siemens account when the MO team were in Leeds. Lovely bunch of lads to work alongside!

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@JayMeW Thank you!!! I ended up sticking a wet wipe on my shin with the boot front open to cool the skin enough to stop the burning sensations. I'll get an antihistamine out of the box! Xx

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Er I need a medical Twitter opinion/suggestion please! My skin on my shin (the one in the boot) it's itching so much I want to cry. What the ever loving FUCK can I do to make it stop. Have a velcro on/off boot but cannot take it off entirely as I'm still on the 1st 2 weeks heal.

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And I am going mad. Sensory wise I'm in serious distress.

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@AngelaBelcamino Snap! 41.5 (42 in April) 2 cats, no kids, 1 husband. Don't regret my decision to remain child free for a single second, especially this week when I'm on bed rest after surgery. Seriously wouldn't be able to cope if we had kids.

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@wweisawesome123 Ben, you matter and you are loved. There is so much more for you to experience and life is so much more beautiful with you in the world. When things get hard, focus on the next 10 seconds only until it gets easier. One tiny step at a time. You. Are. Loved.

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On Monday I had (yet more) ankle surgery, this time on my right ankle. Another ATFL reconstruction (with a new ligament) arthroscopy, bone spur removed and a sural nerve release. I'm 3 days into 2 weeks bed rest. This getting older malarkey isn't all it cracked up to be!

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@Marsh_64 Yes, they have. Amazingly sold within hours of listing them.

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Hey...I'm selling 2 to Paul Smith's show in Leeds on 28th September , 6pm start. Tickets are being resold via Ticketmaster at face value. 2 seats next to each other, £36.33 each.https://t.co/EpBZv9xlLi

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@Piano_IsMyForte From some (probably) not old enough to be your mom, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
But also, if I (at 41 and 1/2) am old enough to be your mom...then sweetie, I'm so proud of you both. Welcome to the family Elizabeth, you're both so very loved.

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@susiesbookrevs @YstradHistory Masking tape works well then. Or command hooks.

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@TheCut This is not journalism. It's abuse porn. It's sanctioned animal neglect and abuse masquerading as postnatal "psychosis". Sickening the editors thought this was an acceptable article.

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@MazRyall Bloody gorgeous!!!

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@EliMcCann I agree. Don't surprise me with a miniature chalk board after I've gone all in with a starter and a main...I need to plan these things, preferably a week in advance to get my choices just right.

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@wolfnsunflowers My MIL is allergic to garlic...like really allergic. The horror!