Mimi the Ferret

I'm the Wise spirit of @FatherTim's ferret. He doesn't want me on twitter, but screw that. I do what I want.

[Mimi the Ferret @MimiTheFerret]

Happy birthday to @scottagunn, who loves ferrets and pictures of ferrets. So find some pics of adorable ferrets and tweet them his way!

[Nurse Mary 💛 @RN4GVP]

@MimiTheFerret @FatherTim Welcome to the AWESOME Age!!

[Kelle -Proud FSU Grad MCATDT! @kelle4fsu]

@FatherTim @MimiTheFerret Don't be a grump @FatherTim ! We're all happy about the anniversary of your birth. #freetheferret

[Mimi the Ferret @MimiTheFerret]

@FatherTim Much like the president, I can tweet from anywhere.

[Mimi the Ferret @MimiTheFerret]

Keep those birthday tweets coming! @FatherTim is so surprised and very overwhelmed at all the love he's being shown. #happy60th

[Mimi the Ferret @MimiTheFerret]

Today is @FatherTim's birthday! He thinks no one will care he's 60 today, so y'all tweet him birthday wishes, okay? Make an old man smile.

[Mimi the Ferret @MimiTheFerret]

While @FatherTim is gone to #EYE17, I'm re-arranging the church to be the ultimate Ferret playground. It's all about ferrets.

[Tim Schenck @FatherTim]

I wonder if my preaching would be better if I started colluding with Russian Orthodox priests?

[Mimi the Ferret @MimiTheFerret]

The Rev. Mimi the Ferret- provocateur, @FatherTim annoyer, and wedding officiant. Yep. I like it.

[Mimi the Ferret @MimiTheFerret]

Read article in @washingtonpost about how easy it is to officiate a wedding. Apparently even a ferret can do it. I now have a new calling.

[Mimi the Ferret @MimiTheFerret]

Can't wait for July 4th. While @FatherTim is out at the parade, I'll be eating ALL the food.

[Mimi the Ferret @MimiTheFerret]

Happy birthday to @BRockBryna. You're my favorite human. I love you the most. I'll never poo in your shoes like I would @FatherTim's.

[Mimi the Ferret @MimiTheFerret]

I never poop on @FatherTim ’s floor. With few exceptions. https://t.co/mlHDPgwkw4

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Trump lawyer: Tax returns from past 10 years show no "income of any type from Russian sources," with few exceptions.

[Mimi the Ferret @MimiTheFerret]

Hi @FatherTim. It seems like you need some attention. So I just wanted to remind you I still exist. Also, I pooped in the living room.

[Mimi the Ferret @MimiTheFerret]

@FatherTim You will tonight about 2:00 am...

[Mimi the Ferret @MimiTheFerret]

Wondering if @FatherTim has noticed I traded out his usual coffee with Sanka. He loves Sanka. So. Much.

[Nurse Mary 💛 @RN4GVP]

@MimiTheFerret @FatherTim Thanks, Google. #FerretXmas

[Mimi the Ferret @MimiTheFerret]

There’s a new webpage for @FatherTim ’s church. Sadly, he mentions me, but no link to my twitter. SAD! https://t.co/WREMLcuYls

[Mimi the Ferret @MimiTheFerret]

The priest who lives in my house does NOT have enough ferret themed Christmas decor. Can y'all tweet suggestions to @FatherTim? #FerretXmas

[Mimi the Ferret @MimiTheFerret]

Blame it on @FatherTim instead. https://t.co/5pvO0lsmag

[George the Dog @GeorgeTDog]

Uh oh! I was having a ball game with @scottagunn and we broke a light bulb! Going to try to BLAME IT ON HIM!